A few days at most.

Really? Did you actually try this method?

Do you think thousands of years of Latin culture was wrong about how to roll up a tortilla?

“While I haven’t played a Call of Duty game since Modern Warfare 3"

No drugs were found at the scene.

Drink a glass of water for every single drink you consume.

Cereal is milk soup.

“I don’t agree with him but he has every right to his opinions” actually means “I agree with what they say, but I’m trying to hide that from you”.

Hi Geoff Fraizer. I’m sure you have numerous accounts on numerous sites.

It won’t happen. Rich people like to drink in first class.

Under the employment-at-will doctrine, an employer can fire an employee for any reason or for no reason at all.

It’s fun living in an era where video game developer CEOs never played video games in their lives.

“he’s never been to Asia”

It’s a delivery truck from a local beer distributor, so it’s full of all kinds of different beers.

The fact that developers spend 50% of their time trying to build a version of the game that works on old consoles means we will NEVER actually get a new generation of gaming.

Spend the time in space contemplating about the planet, the Universe, humanity, and the grand scheme of life?

Nah I’ll read a fucking comic book.

Return the favor to his face.

What nope? Hold down options button and the score board appears.

It is a video projection that is being played on the skyscrapers.

“no way to track your K:D ratio”

“Would you fly in a plane powered by cooking grease?”

What kind of question is this?