Mute switch is great, I only wish that it muted EVERYTHING on the phone. It has no effect on media volume.

That PS5 being in vertical orientation feels like a disaster waiting to happen.

Listen, if we want the aliens to think we’re cool, we’re going to have to find a way to ride a motorcycle and smoke cigarettes on other planets.

I think it’s rather humorous that in a game in which Link can carry a dozen swords, shields, and bows (each), a few hundred arrows, hundreds of fruits, mushrooms, animals, rocks, and actual firewood, along with a couple dozen fully-cooked meals while quickly and easily free-climbing a mountain, that we complain about a…

Or people just have a different opinion than you.

Right, I t’s almost like Link can draw his bow, use Daruk’s protections, pull a bomb out of thin air, or use Revali’s gale to jump out of the way, fly away, set up a slow time bow attack. Or maybe you could pay attention to your weapon attributes and throw the almost broken weapon at your foe for knock back and extra…

“There are only two outcomes in this situation: die or run.”

Please tell me which drugs you're on. I wanna make sure I never take any by accident.

Tax the shit out of fuel economy, gas, and vehicle weight

George Lucas has never answered me when I scream “what happens if you huff tibanna gas” at him, either.

I’m aware. I’m mostly just commenting to point out how shockingly short those first few flights were.

“The Wright Brothers didn’t fly.”

What he did is literally the same thing as what happens in the vomit commit- a parabolic flight path. It was just at higher altitude than in a 747.  Branson experienced brief “zero gravity” because his “spaceship” was falling towards earth just like you would if you jumped out of a plane.

Oh you got some nerve... The effing ignorance... OMG.

“The other reason I laughed was because after all I had been through I expected some big, epic orchestral piece, maybe featuring the classic sci-fi trope of eerie choir singing”

I'd rather have more Agents of H.A.T.E.

Kang is a pretty huge villain whenever he gets used. He’s a Richards from the future, so smart as can be, and he frequently teams up and works with alternate timeline variants of himself. He’s generally the TVA’s most wanted. He has conquered future and past Earths multiple times, and is pretty good at time hopping in…

I’m short and I’m not self-conscious about it. Joe Rogan strikes me as the sort of guy who would be, so I’m OK with giving him a hard time about his height. 

Ok so not to overhype you or anything, but I played them back to back and I found Black Hole Rising to be basically twice as good as the first game

Also, in case people need to remember, driving a taxi is more fucking deadly than being a cop and no one thanks taxi drivers for their service and worships them as heroes.