How much do you want to bet this article's being posted on some MRA sites with the word "friendzone" attached in some way?

What the ever-loving fuck?! Seriously, this is a clear-cut horrifying example of male fucking privilege and the way our society teaches boys they're fucking entitled to girls.

Does anyone else actually edit his or her work like this? The second draft of every paper I've ever written is full of brackets that say [CHANGE THIS TO SOMETHING THAT IS NOT THE MOST ASININE SENTENCE EVER PUT INTO PRINT, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING IDIOT.]

Hey! The creative process is hard. Sometimes you forget your own name.

How To Use A Tampon
by marmol

Hi Ollie. We're fixing this issue for 4inch screens — will be in an update coming momentarily.

And also, this should be added as a side note... there isn't a woman on the planet who can make a handjob feel as good as I can for myself. I know what my penis likes; I play with it the most and I've had it for 27 years. You can give a great handjob in general and still not give one as well as I do for myself.

I find nothing at all appealing about getting a handjob. There exists no technique in the world that would change my mind on this. To me a handjob is tantamount to saying "Um, I don't want to suck or fuck it but, meh, here —let me move it around for you a bit." At that point any sense of intimacy is tossed out the…

A sophisticated hand job goes like this: touch penis, put in mouth.

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Just a suggestion: try getting her off first. My wife much prefers to get off before we have sex because it makes her vagina that much more sensitive. With practice, I've found I can get hers to clamp up tightly, significantly increasing the pleasure levels for both of us.

I've always gone by "Ladies first".

I mean, look, this really isn't that hard (HA!).

As a guy, my ego is not so large as to believe that women are going to orgasm during sex every time. In fact, I would venture a guess that MOST don't really orgasm from straight penis-in-vag sex a lot of the time.

My girlfriend is one such woman, but this isn't an issue.…

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So I guess I can stop preloading lotion into my urethra. Good to know.