my breakfast was urine free and this is absolutely without a doubt the dumbest, most incredibly stupid thing I will see all week. Maybe month. Maybe ever. This fills me with an inexplicable rage to punch things. This is so fucking dumb. "You put it between your teeth" STAHHHHP SHUT UP SHUT UP I WILL KICK YOU IN THE…

You might say it's her... sole thought.

I am glad that I now have visual confirmation that this movie is going to be just as annoying as the book.

I suspect I will get flamed for this but the mother complaining about the school teacher not parsing her sons writing and knowing he was going to commit suicide most likely would have flipped her shit and threatened to sue the school district into oblivion for labeling her son suicidal and "ruining" his future.

Meh.. at least it's honest. She opens her mouth and I know to stay away.

That's not adorable. That's stupid. What kind of pretentious fucking knob thinks that that is clever or meaningful?

Spoilers:

This is adorable. Grumpy Cat and Grumpy Wolf.

I said, heeeeeeeeeeeeey, what's going on?

the internet was invented for this story to be told.

"Uh, yeah, that sure is weird. Fish sure do swallow the craziest things for absolutely no reason whatsoever"

Cephalopods do not make good sexual aids.

Dear Dr. Ruth