Two Questions:

He called the only woman in his life.

I think it isn’t so much “tired adult” as it is “yay how many fucks am I supposed to give that my kid sat around playing videogames for 10 hours a day to become #1".

At least you have... the Red Sox?

Oh... you’re a Southie then? I’m so sorry...

Why do I have a feeling... you are actually from Philly? It’s ok, I won’t tell anyone.

You say that like it matters...

I’m like “You guys do realize you are playing a video game primarly marketed at children, right?” I’m loling so hard at these folks who seem aghast by a Pokemon that doesn’t seem manly enough.

Not just room88. More like: room88 and all the other people here who don’t jizz over all things Game of Thrones like a bunch of cultists. Which is, admittedly, a minority.

I’m here clicking on articles on Kotaku. :) And yes I figured out it was GoT eventually from the context of the related/linked articles.. It’s not a willing ignorance.. I’ve simply never watched the show except for the recent large battle scene.

So do we have to google “Margaery Tyrell” to find out who it is?.. pass.

“straight” male. Riiighhht.

Dusty Rose sounds like Dusty Rhodes.

Thank God they’re water-resistant what with the melting icecaps and rising sea levels.

When are they going to update your title to Senior Writer at Deadspin?

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

Agreed, but not for the same reasons. Angel Soft is the softest on my roids.

Agreed, but not for the same reasons. Angel Soft is the softest on my roids.

And is really looking forward to the cleanup after.

And is really looking forward to the cleanup after.

I know, right? If they’ve got so many feathers to spare, maybe they should make themselves some clothing instead of walking around in their underwear all the time.

I know, right? If they’ve got so many feathers to spare, maybe they should make themselves some clothing instead of…

Agreed on Angel Soft. I am concerned with the funding of the Koch brothers, but I haven’t found a reasonable replacement.

Agreed on Angel Soft. I am concerned with the funding of the Koch brothers, but I haven’t found a reasonable…