“...a truly egalitarian agent for cultural transformation...”

Or an actor. Acting. Performing the assigned role.

You write this post as if any of this shit is real. It’s 2018. Do people really still think “reality” television is real?

How do you get the SSD for free?

How do you get the SSD for free?

What a coincidence, because I’m nourished by titties. Figuratively though, not literally. I’m far too old to breast feed. I mean, I’ll suck on some titties, but in a fun-time way, not a get-milk kinda way.

Well, you read Deadspin, so we know you’re not engaged in high-class entertainment every minute of your day either...

What if you didn’t get penalties for pussy stuff in basketball? Then none of this would be an issue.

Youngstown and Boardman are not indistinguishable from parts of rural Georgia, I assure you.

As we know that all the same elements exist in the universe as on our planet earth...

I’ve got an ‘85 V30. It was a nightmare for years (my dad let it go to Hell in my grandparents’ garage after he got his Harley), but a good carb rebuild got it back in good running order. And it’s a blast.

Way to make it sound like you were really reluctant to accept this expensive chair for free. And coincidentally tell us how great it is.

HOLY SHIT. I’m finally in a victim category!!! I will be expecting my apology check from whoever is sending them out STAT. Thanks!

How do we all feel about the wall built around Wakanda to keep all the other non-Wakandans out?

Or maybe he has a lot of love to go around?

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person on Earth who isn’t taking pictures of myself every ten seconds.

That’s exactly what I would do.

I’d punch him in the pussy for that.

Punch him in his face, then kick him in the pussy. He isn’t going to score on you then.

1 out of 10. Terrible attempt at trolling, absolutely no subtlety at all. I’d give you a 0 out of 10, but I don’t want to be accused of racial bias (I assume you’re a human and not a troll doll after all).

I would never make a joke about a woman’s ability to drive! I dislike redundancy you see.