Yeah. The “joke” part of this is bullshit. That owner should get slapped down to the fullest extent allowed by the law. But I can’t for the life of me understand why the deliveryman didn’t work with his employer to make sure he had some form of income, be it disability or a change of route. I get making a moral stand,…

Not sure what to think here. The company says they offered disability pay, counseling, and a change of route, which seem like reasonable accommodations, however, I also understand the deliveryman’s distaste of his employer continuing to service the offending owner.

Knowing that song’s lyrics pretty much proves you’re old. And me as well for getting the reference.

That is the diagonal Pittsburgh jersey. Hated it at the time. I hate it a lot less now, but still not my favorite. I have a Straka jersey in that style, supposedly game-worn.

How about the factory that makes the ECCO shoes featured in the daily deals blog post that appeared directly below this post when I visited the website? What is that factory like I wonder?

It’s almost like this isn’t a viable career path...

There were probably more Democrats than Republicans. You know how I know? Because a Gizmodo Media site wouldn’t have missed the opportunity to slam a bunch or Republicans. But they wouldn’t do so at a high cost to the Dems...

The Pirates can move to anywhere that wants a minor league baseball team as far as I’m concerned. Pittsburgh doesn’t need any team other than the Penguins. Although I guess the Steelers can stay.

I do fewer household chores? Really? Is that so? Are you counting the shit my wife does on her HayFarm game as household chores? I mean, you must be, because that’s all she fucking does while I do the dishes and most everything else around the house.

I think you meant to say the Senators are twenty years younger than the Carolina Hurricanes franchise. Carolina wasn’t an expansion team that came into being in 1997. They moved from Hartford, of course. The Hartford Whalers were founded in 1972. Learn fucking hockey bro. Fuck.

I have a feeling this article would be completely different if the genders here were reversed.

You’re ugly. That watch look a’ite.

Because it’s fucking hilarious?

Dang it, sorry. I replied to the wrong post here.

Adios Felicia!

I just see a bunch of pussies flailing around. And for once, I don’t mean on the basketball court. Or in the Deadspin cublicles.

So participants get to be nerds, deal with bitchy barmaids, and have over-priced, shitty tasting food all at once? Sign me the fuck up!

Please don’t come to Pittsburgh.

Don’t worry. No one on the Deadspin staff is a hockey fan.

So, who are these writers, David Maraniss and David Garrow? Do they have axes to grind with Obama? I’m not familiar with them. I’m also not much of a fan of Obama’s politics, but I’ve never much cared about his personal life to any degree, nor have any reason to think there’s any sort of nefarious reasons for him to…