Yeah, it’s sad that a large number of adults can’t go five minutes without posting their location/meal/dump to social media, so I don’t imagine many kids can resist vying for their allotted fifteen minutes of fame.

I’m pretty sure I could beat most of them. Video game players tend to be nerdy and weak.

I’m fine with this. The folks in the community have decided they no longer want these things in place, so they are being removed. Local governance at its finest.

Agreed. Settle it with fists if it absolutely has to be settled. Not by using a weapon, like a fucking pussy. But then, if they weren’t pussies, they would be playing a real sport and not baseball.

I love it! And Ashcraft’s panties must be bunched up into the tightest wad imaginable right now!

1.) Baseball sucks.

Here’s my favorite weed joke: Gizmodo Media!

Counterpoint: Drew Magary is a joke.

So, have any of you in the Jalopnik wing of the building checked to see how moist Hamilton Nolan’s pants are after this news?

Great observations.

In what way?

listen to Candy

Interesting. I’d never heard about this before. I certainly respect the blogger for being able to enjoy Prince’s work, even if they perhaps didn’t see eye to eye on every single thing in our universe. This seems to be less common than more common in our world today, like everyone wants to live only in an echo chamber.

He actually had facial fractures, a bit more serious than a booboo on his eye. So go eat a bag of dicks. The entire NBA collectively is still more of a pussy than any random NHL fourth liner.

They were both iconic musicians, who are sorely missed.

As a very part-time mobile DJ, who just does maybe one or two gigs a year where such a song might be appropriately played, I can tell you that no song gives a tired, drunken, ready-to-head-home dance floor a second wind quite like “Pussy Control”.

Then perhaps the poster poster could have read more short, published papers instead of decorating a bulletin board?

What about reading books instead of putting up a white privilege checklist poster?

A mention of Katie Holmes and a recording studio in a blog post?

How many Cups has Raanta won?