Bruins beat the Penguins this season? Ha. You must be smoking some high-grade crack, ese.

Counter-counterpoint: Fuck you, fuck your Mom, and fuck any siblings you may have.

Awww....are your feminist sensibilities offended Plunkett? Mad because there’s still an audience for boobs? Poor guy...

Don’t like it, don’t read it. And then fight me you raging pussy.

You have GOT to be kidding me with this article. Did Hamilton Nolan put you up to this?

Come on man, let’s have a fight. Quit being a pussy and throw down with me.

It’s quite possible I’d have gone. I mean, surely if I showed up double-fisting some bottles of Vitamin Water, 50 Cent would have ensured me a spot in the VIP section!

Would you go by the amount of tittle on the artists now, or the amount of tittle when the albums were released? Because I could see the possibility of Counting Crows winning if it’s the former and not the latter...

Damn it, I was in Baltimore on Saturday, and didn’t know about this show! I was literally just a few blocks away....

I’m not sure I understood this article. You didn’t thoroughly explain how human-caused climate change was affecting solar storms on the Sun. Can you please re-write the article and make it clear how this is the responsibility of evil Americans driving their SUVs and keeping their houses maintained at comfortable…

Looked like a bunch of pussies playing the only game slightly manlier than basketball...

“We demand diversity and representation.”

You haven’t seen The Other Guys? You’re missing out.

Apply directly to the forehead!

Why did any of you bother watching this movie? You all knew from the start that not a single one of you was going to like it, due to the so-called casting controversy. You wasted your time.

Correction. The only thing dumber than either of those things is you.

What I find ironic is bitching about Dr. Phil on a feminist blog when it’s largely women who watch that shit...

How often does she encounter Irish people when you also happen to be with her in order to see the “please no” look in their eyes?

...and it’s more entertaining than any hockey game I’ve ever seen...

Dang. Looks like despite it being a Record Store Day release, the actual vinyl is only a single, instead of the whole album. Still, a neat overall package for fans.