Was she hot?

Samer, you fucking idiot. If you went out and knocked off three liquor stores, shot five random hookers, and caused five accidents while leading police on a high-speed chase, you’d be charged a minimum of thirteen counts of something or another, possibly more, but definitely not less. That is, if you could drag…

I don’t need D&D books. I really don’t. Damm Amazon for making them so tempting!

I don’t need D&D books. I really don’t. Damm Amazon for making them so tempting!

My laptop is a two-in-one. I’ll play Goat Simulator exclusively in tablet mode.

Thanks for reminding me I need to install Goat Simulator on my new laptop!

Racist.

This guy would have had that shit settled a LOT quicker...

I’m disappointed that DC didn’t take this opportunity to retcon James Gordon, all of Gotham City, and the entirety of characters connected to any and all Batman books as black.

I’m horribly disappointed that they didn’t take this launch as an opportunity to retcon Vision, Thor, and Nova as black, and to place Iron Man in black colored armor.

He’s vilified because he’s a dirty bastard who throws out cheap hits and never gets called for them because of who he is.

This isn’t dealing with little kids, but a similar story nonetheless.

For the same reason we fuck your mom right in her pussy. We enjoy it.

There’s not a single Nick Cave song on this playlist?!?!

Telecaster.

Isn’t it all pink on the inside?

Here’s hoping you Deadspin bloggers can suck all the HGH out through the NBA players’ penises before they get tested! I’m sure you’ll all try your hardest!

Criticism of an organization Eric Holder is in charge of? That makes you a RACIST!

Fuck you and your stupid shirt.

I don’t know how you have time to do anything with so much basketball player dick to suck...

Running this article for a second time seems like the perfect opportunity to retcon Stan Lee as a black man.