The company I work for has no moral qualms about any sort of birth control, but I still have to buy my own condoms. What's up with that?

Troll doll or not, the statement still stands. Aside from that point, if there is such a high demand for a racially diverse modelling agency, yet none exist, why hasn't someone opened one up and made serious bank?

Word. Does the bass drop to eleven?

How can they be racist? They are victimized groups. I thought victimized groups couldn't victimize other groups?

What is "Fear of a Black Hat"?

That's funny. My boss has never once assaulted me in the drug store to stop me from buying a box of jimmy hats...

Pittsburgh? Thanks for the tip!

I'd venture that not a small percentage of Jezebel commenters are in the same boat...

I can't argue that point with you at all. I was, however, just pointing out that the person that says "nobody likes her" was wrong, or at least needed to add further qualifiers to that statement.

Will this kid just drafted be giving LeBron money? I would say that's the biggest determining factor on if he stays or not. Either way, fellatio will still be handled by the Deadspin writers.

I imagine that would depend on where the room and board was. For example, I'd gladly accept room and board at the Playboy Mansion as my only compensation for being a nanny if that was the offer on the table.

I like hockey, comic books, the Trailer Park Boys television show. Or did you mean what do I like about Jenny McCarthy? That would pretty much be her boobs.

Why is the general Jezebel citizenry hating on Ms. Solo? Is it because she's an athlete? Just trying to understand since usually the story would be some insufferable practically-adult seventeen year old prick of a near-man was being all misogynist to his beloved aunt who is suffering from addiction issues she is in no…

Eh. OK. To each his own. I just find first person shooters to be pretty much all the same. You could play Wolfenstein 3D and it looks like it's about the same as playing Titanfall, aside from the graphics.

Thank you for your service. But you still have horrible taste in video games if you play first person shooters, sorry.

Could be. I don't know. I play hockey. On skates, not in video games.

Thanks?

The au pair would have most likely been easier on the eyes too.

The article established that the agreed upon compensation was room and board. The nanny didn't have to accept the job if she wanted money too. She obviously had no intention of fulfilling the duties anyhow judging from her history. Which the family should have investigated.

Except for the part where she doesn't do anything.