He's a million times funnier than Jerry Seinfeld, I'll tell you that!

Who on Earth uses the stock keyboard anyhow?

Actually, it's the other way around. Kmart bought Sears, and then reorganized everything under the Sears Holding Corporation.

Trust me, it is broke as well. Damn thing is always asking to borrow twenty bucks and my car keys to take out some random anti-virus or office app on a date. Annoying as shit...

Yes. You are a million times correct. All the people saying "it's about time" need to understand this.

I missed the part of the article attacking the Republican for what he did wrong with this announcement. Is my web browser broke?

Ok. Fine. You win.

That's what girls talk about in the girl's restroom?

No way man! That's ice cream for women folk. I eat manly ice cream treats like Klondike bars.

My balls resent that remark! And I don't think my answer was very pissy. Just full of a lot more modifiers for 'bitch' than you used for 'idiot'. That's all.

Your costume must be Hand Wringing Bitch With Too Much Time To Kill So She Gets All Pissy About Happenings That Don't Really Matter In The Grand Scheme Of Things.

Is this meant to be ironic or something, as the Monkees themselves were not looked upon to be a legitimate band in the early stages of their career?

It's a costume worn by a performer. Get over it.

Katy Perry is a saint. You shut your filthy mouth along with everyone else saying anything negative about her. She can wear whatever she damn well pleases.

I do my laundry, my wife does hers. Beyond the occasional swap to the dryer, or me carrying her full basket for her, there is no laundry overlap. If I let her do my laundry, all my clothes would be lost in a jumble of laundry baskets scattered throughout the house!

Not as egregious as rhyming "minute" with "minute", so probably not her worst effort.

I'd bring my gavel down on them.

Next shocking headline to be...

Don't tell me how to dress.