The eye shadow and the dress are just too late 90's for my taste :(

On the red carpet it looks like an optical illusion. I think you can see a face in the center if you squint lol

... And then we wouldn't have such interesting news stories like this to read and distract us from our worldly responsibilities. Can you imagine if Gawker was just articles like "Nothing Remotely Awful Going On"? I'd have to get up off my computer and actually do something.

You know the government can continue to subsidize birth control and also better subsidize other healthcare costs, right? 1.) The fact that you're suggesting gouging one benefit to finance another without understanding the money flow or relationship between companies, payers and government entities is partly why no one…

I bet it didn't feel good at the time, but through the lens of the years, I hope you find that sad excuse for a burn hilarious... Otherwise I feel really bad for laughing as hard as I did. Sorry.

Ah yes, flare jeans. I love how easily they absorbed water off the street and became frayed at the heel.

I'm 26 and just ignored a phone call from my mom. If I had that app installed my phone would just be a brick all the time.

I love the high I ride for weeks after buying a huge pack of pens and/or pencils. Just being completely irresponsible with them, making it rain writing utensils given any chance. Eventually anxiety sets in when I realize I am down to like 2 each and then I babysit them and push them to the absolute physical limit of…

I don't. I can't. What? What is the point of neighborhood parks if not for children (especially children who don't have decent backyards) to play in them? Isn't that why they were built? Communities push for them where I live in low income areas to give children a place to play and combat child obesity. Do they expect…

Ah, yes. Bad language. The same reason a councilman in South Carolina is trying to cut funding to the local theater company: He was scandalized by the "bad language" in their production of RENT. If this is the latest tactic to silence the stories of LGBT people, it's certainly the weakest.

Thank you Ubertrout for this, one of the best headlines that's ever appeared on my feed. Succinct, accurate and timeless.

Creole tomatoes, man. I will eat one of those like a g-d apple.

You clearly have a lot of things to work out if you're insistent that grocery shopping = OK time to socialize with strangers but someone engaged in a mutual leisure activity is off limits. That's where your mental disconnect is happening.

I'm going to hazard that the vast majority of people in a grocery store, on a week day no less, are not interested in being picked up. It shows a distressing lack of social perception. If someone is involved in a leisure activity in public, I could see starting a conversation. If someone is clearly in the middle of…

I love vintage recipes. A lot of modern recipes I like aren't practical for every day. They have you tracking down exotic ingredients that I end up substituting for or prepping/chopping/processing something just as well dumped out of a can/freezer bag respectively. My vintage cookbooks don't fuck around with my…

RE: $92 Chip and dip platter
"The plates are touched about 11 times before the complete process is finished." This is a selling point now? How many damn dudes touched your plate? +$15 for every extra dude.

Our Perdita is the same. Problem is, she paws so furiously at the iPad screen she inevitably kicks it back to the home screen after a while and then desperately cycles through the various screens.

Cause like I said, it was literally down the street from his house, he worked there growing up, attended lots of weddings there and was inspired to study history and GIS in college to help with excavations and surveys of local plantations. Being from the north, I do think it's weird but he loves his local history just…

Full disclosure: Blake Lively made me her nemesis when she caused my SO's favorite wedding venue (across the road from where he grew up and where he worked doing tours and living history) to skyrocket in price. So, I am biased but I still think "Preserve" sounds like an anti-aging cream that smells of formaldehyde.…

I read somewhere else that Dr. Lange has five daughters. A tragedy for us all that he is lost, and unimaginable what his family is going through.