Yes! It took me a long time to learn to say "no" to people when they innocuously want me to stay up late or eat crazy sugary things in the middle of the day or when they want to take me away from a project that I know will take me longer than the average person to do.

Aaaah no! Mr. Bubble makes my pee hole burn!

http://www.deepsteep.com/ This brand makes lovely bubble baths that a.) have classic, clean scents that make me feel like a fancy lady b.) are kind to my sensitive skin and even more sensitive urinary tract.

I'm getting married in less than a year so I've put a moratorium on buying household gadgets till the nuptial gifts all roll in but I want one of these so bad, I am shaking just thinking about it.

Such brilliant marketing. Hey! This totally legal thing you can buy for a couple bucks at your local convenience store is pure danger incarnate! Parents and teachers don't want you to have it. After all, it's dangerous for KIDS and you're just a KID. Don't try and test your limits. Definitely don't eat these with a sug…

She destroys me every time. Her timing is slightly different from the other correspondents or something? Catches me off guard like BAM! Joke.

Am I the only one whose mind went immediately to cancer patients when I saw this was about subsidizing egg freezing instead of out-of-touch rich people? My good friend is likely infertile due to the location of her radiation therapy and my brother is from chemo. Before their treatments, both considered putting some…

...is this why I feel compelled to try and put my cat's whole head in my mouth?

"Anything can be make-up if you put on your face." Haha!

I know people joke a lot about going to bake, quitting halfway and eating all the batter but tonight I didn't make it past the "getting the ingredients out" step and just ate some spoonfuls of brown sugar straight out of the bag before calling it quits.

Certainly a product that benefits from having different fits for the sexes, but can we just compare the packaging for men's and women's Spanx?

One time my SO came home and I was marinating his stove coils in some soapy concoction and he was all "See? This is why I need you around, you know how to clean things," and I blew up at him: I saw his stovetop was f-in' disgusting so I literally Googled "how to clean stove coils" and followed the directions. I was…

Sexy times shmexy times, what *I* would never allow my progeny to do is to live with a significant other before actually living by themselves. I think you really need to learn to take care of yourself before you also commit yourself to caring for this other person. As a parent, don't you want to make sure your adult…

Fantastic! I will add this to the fine list of things I worry about during sex: Will I get pregnant? Will I get a UTI? Does my vagina smell bad/look wonky? Will I ever f-ing orgasm? If I never orgasm, will that make me dumber? On and on ad infinitum.

"You could prop yourself up with your top arm to relieve the squishing of your lady-lumps, but who can sleep like that, really?" I do this (sleep on my stomach with my arms folded under my torso to take pressure off my chest) and I was starting to experience weird tingling sensations in my hands during the day that…

...Or shoo the cat, dog, cat and dog off the bed, put the laundry in the dryer, move the car to a new parking spot, squeeze out a fart. All barely speed bumps in long-term relationship love-making.

Accompanied by a slow inhale and sharp exhale through the nose. Possibly a "Hm."

Totally know many lovely ladies with this "affliction". I have the opposite problem: Constant dreamy, smiley face. (Mostly because when I'm not focused on a task, my thoughts are filled with things like "What would my cutie mark be if I was a My Little Pony? What would happen if Sailor Moon met Batman? What would my…

Of course this was written by a "Laura". Every time there is an uproar because a celebrity named their child something outside the Top 100 baby names of the last 100 years, everyone I know throws a mean fit. Meanwhile, those of us with non-conventional names just roll our eyes and keep on being awesome. Sometimes I…

I've started to do this too. It's like a deep, dark secret that only my inner circle knows that I grew up playing and still play video games. My SO used to bring it up in front of people A LOT because he didn't know some of the vile comments I've gotten from both people who think video games are the work of the…