Actually, as far as leeway from teachers and administrators this goes for your academic darlings, too. Myself and the other valedictorian hopefuls at my public school could get away with anything if we just asked nicely.

Did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and splash some water on my hush in the bathroom of an Au Bon Pain? Yes, I did. I’m sorry that I’m a modern day, single woman who enjoys sex as much as a man. Sue me!

Oh my god, I could never be a housewife. I had two weeks off for Christmas this year, which consisted of two productive days of cleaning the house and running errands and twelve days of me slowly going hermit/foul bachelor frog. My last day off, the SO came home and found me in my pajamas on the couch playing video…

Aw, I wanted to be the first to point that out. Beat to it!

Because if there's one group of people high school boys look up to, respect and strive to emulate, it's high school girls.

One more. I'm not sorry.

It's not the worst thing for a culture to be known for.

Oh my gosh I remember playing that years ago! I completely forgot about it! I remember really liking it too.

I'mma stop you right there, lavender and floral flavors are the bomb. But I will agree this flavor is all wrong. They could have even done lemon cheese cake (Liz Lemon's Night Cheese).

I got tired of being part of the gaming "community", frankly. I just play single player games now and want to be left alone. Of all the subcultures I've affiliated with, it has to be the nastiest bunch. I grew up subscribing to EGM, spending recess trading Pokemon, afternoon playing RPGs on the SNES & Genesis and the…

It is frustrating. I too often hear people say things like "Well if you don't like the laws here just move" which makes my blood boil, like that's something so easy to do. I am prepping for a move back down to the bible belt so I can be with the one I love and we can both be near his aging parents. Outside of…

If I ever had to say this restaurant's name in real life I would pronounce it "stick" and ignore anyone's attempt to correct me.

Glad to hear I'm not the only one with a delicate flower of a vag. I once joked that every time a strong wind blows, I get a UTI and every time a bell rings, I get a yeast infection.

When I lived in NOLA I would have to give friends and family who drove in from the east coast to visit a primer on driving in New Orleans and how most traffic "laws" are taken merely as suggestion. I once saw a NOPD eat a cheeseburger, throw the wrapper out his car window and peel off the wrong way up a one-way. He…

In my experience, there are few things Louisianans and Alabamans love quite as much as ganging up and dumping on Mississippi. It amuses me to no end.

The Miyazaki films are wonderful. I loved Totoro and Kiki's Delivery Service growing up, and after going back and watching them as an adult, I appreciate them all the more. I always hold his Nausicaa film as the perfect princess protagonist: She is a princess who is beloved by all and gets special privileges, but…

Thank you. I don't know why we bother with internet comments sometimes when most counterpoints should really just be "Go read this book, the author says it better than anyone else ever could."

My boyfriend and I are the same height flat-footed, around 5' 6" - 5' 7". I didn't even notice the first time we met! The next time I saw him, I remember thinking, "Huh, he's shorter than I remember?" He carries himself with a lot of confidence, has excellent posture, is athletic and very comfortable with his body.…

Um, are you serious? I take a generic birth control and choose not to have my period except once or twice a year. I thought everyone knew this. There is no known medical reason you need to have your period.