And then when Sarah wakes up in the morning:

a lot of these guys at the top are morons, who couldn’t spell realpolitick

I’m not a Giants fan but the logical move here is to sell and sell really high on Baumgartner. They should be able to get major league ready talent for him.

I appreciate it was a mistake but you’ve just given me my new favorite introductory clause.

Goddamn it, I meant no DISRESPECT to Larry.

An Irish Bruins fan? What are the o’dds?

Irish guy loves Boston, hates San Francisco, millions SHOCKED. 

The sail at the front of a boat. Now explain your thing!

What’s a jib?

“You May Like” stories from “Yesterday, Thursday, Three Years ago”. One of these things is not like the others! Also I thought Yesha was back but she’s not and that’s unacceptable, playing with my emotions that way. Kruel Kinja.

That and that it was Sosa’s first career hit.

How exactly would you overrun second without going toward third? You going to paint a baseline out into left field?

I acknowledge that you are entitled to this awful opinion.

Part of the point of sliding is to avoid overrunning the base.

Where are these early flights leaving from? I travel weekly for work and have yet to see one. They would be really useful.

Puig should get to play every game in those sleeveless jerseys

I’d guess that footage was him in the back seat of the F/A-18. There’s no way the Navy would let a civilian do that.

This is just a re-release of the original movie with a FaceApp filter applied

Right? This movie needed to come out like 15 years ago for it to still make sense.