USATF probably has a contractual obligation to protect Nike's sponsorship rights. You could not have nitpicked a more meaningless point.

That's funny

Well I can't see his CORSI doing anything but going up from here.

Surely Danica Patrick knows shes only employed because shes got a nice body?

Yes, clomid (clomiphene) is used to boost intratesticular testosterone levels. Yes, low intratesticular testosterone levels are associated with infertility. And what is a common cause of low intratesticular testosterone in professional athletes? Why yes, abuse of anabolic steroids.

The hole in that story is his physician. Unless his doctor is playing PED Dr. Feelgood, which would land him in a whole world of hurt with the feds, telling a patient that what he's being prescribed isn't likely to get him dunned for a banned substance charge is, at the very least risky, a little worse mendacious and,…

"Haaarummpff... filthy peasants and their portrait mode videos. I dare say that such a thing would never have been provided by someone who had attended fair Harvard. One can only assume the videographer was educated at Yale."

Looks like even Mathis's sperm got help with their swim move last season.

Well, you gotta hand it to SE Missouri: mid-majors need all the exposure they can get.

The rules are silly, but Gordon shouldn't be spared scorn here. He can't claim ignorance of what his fate would be if he was caught. It's his own dumb, conscious decision that he's being punished for, even if the punishment is way too much.

Thats a crap load of Zima

I spent over 20 years with the company that made, among other weapon systems, the Paveway laser guided bomb series which included the famous "bunker buster". These things were amazingly accurate. We got to see lots of videos and pictures of tests like this. This is the one picture, taken in the late 70's or early…

Fellow commenters with the regrettable habit of throwing up lazy pop culture .gifs, this is what you should aspire to.

I was at a golf tournament a little while back. It was the final day and the last group was coming down 18. Some fans tried to get a better view of the green so they climbed up a tv tower. Well earlier that day a fan hit one if the golfers with his Volkswagen and then subsequently crashed into this same tv tower, so…

Seriously, does he ever not look like a douche? I'm supposed to feel sympathy for people in recovery! I just want to wheel this guy off of a cliff.

Not sure how a tweeted photo can smell like Axe Body spray, but here we are.

I don't follow the NBA much so don't see this crew too often, but I'm fairly convinced, particularly when compared to the studio shows of just about every other network/sport, that this one is the best, and anyone who hates it is just a cynic who doesn't like fun things or really anything in general.

"Man, cross checking meant something totally different back in my day."

That is sacrilege.

We won. You lost.