She also might have ended up on the moon, but I'm not calling her an astronaut.

Recently, however, the price of fame may have nearly cost me my life

Call me cynical, but I'm smelling all kinds of bullshit.

Sad Kenau is still sad.

I, for one, think it's great that the fans didn't look at him and see a really shitty player who's gay. They just saw a really shitty player.

Odd, snowboarders are usually dumping ashes out of pipes.

When coach Steve Donahue vowed to make Boston College "the Duke of the Northeast," apparently he meant he was only recruiting white guys.

Hotel Employee: What the hell happened?

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

This happened at a Predators game a few years back. Then, the guy put the sign away and they kissed.

Unfortunately for me, I didn't tie Madoffs Mets.

Unfortunately he didn't get off that easy. The game ended in a tie.

I guess you missed the part where they said they brought in a bunch of Giant fans.

The fact that you actually put this stupid fucking meme on Deadspin proves that you have NO idea what we do here at Deadspin. Go back to Reddit or where ever the hell mouth-breathers like you find this stuff amusing.

Nope, that's Chris Farley.

But she really did meet Greg Oden

Over the past couple of months, you've heard that they don't exist. But they do exist, even in Sochi— you just have to know where to look for them. And here at the Mayak cabaret, you'll find plenty of them. Despite Russia's repressive laws, you only need to walk through the doors of this bar to discover the truth:…

If these Olympics were boycotted, 2010 in Vancouver (treatment of Canadian aboriginals) and 2002 in Salt Lake (Guantanamo) should have also been boycotted.

Unfortunately for the Royals, their pitching staff isn't as proficient at keeping the top half of the frame empty.

"Heart-stoppingly good."