Sounds like you need some serious time away from the internet bud.

LOL

And yet, Maya didn’t turn it down...

I’m gonna be that person who points out that Indigenous people tell a very different story about Pocahontas than this article does.

A bit of a stretch to say this story does that in the first place.

This is bonkers out of control at grocery stores and other big box stores but it’s also gotten pretty bad everywhere else. Restaurants that never had delivery or pickup now have three dedicated pickup spots, every app driver acts like delivering someone’s Chipotle is exactly the sort of thing you leave a car parked…

It’s one of those wild little ironies in life to watch someone who sucked at parking immediately step out of the vehicle and become a terrible pedestrian.  So many times you see someone do something boneheaded while parking and then that person immediately gets on their phone and does something boneheaded walking.

1st Gear: Possibly the least surprising thing about EV6 ($50k) buyers is that they haven’t been trading in other Kia’s.

Yeah, after going through the fan verification and not getting selected I can’t wait to submit another request only to not be selected for that either and find I’m right back where I always was, watching people buy tickets that were never available.
But then I’ll probably not receive this follow up email for a request…

I hear ya, but I think we wouldn’t like the first gen of designs that came out without a frunk but with the mandatory bumper heights.

Was there ever a clear communication of whether they’ve sold all the tickets or just more than they meant to? I think the assumption has been that there will not be more tickets on sale at all but I don’t know that I’ve actually seen it stated.
I’d say they’re probably screwed on the “it was billed as a presale but in…

“Twitter is going to become...”?

The gobsmacking lack of critical thinking that leads to this: “This protection is a bit counterintuitive, because it’s far less damaging to fill up a gas-powered car with diesel than vice versa.”

Looks like maybe Judy Garland, which would track given the theme

I thought the same thing.
Found this in an article about Modesto getting some later this year.

I don’t know.  Blood purity speeches, especially made in the pursuit of power, are usually big red flags.

They wrote the rule to make sure Spa 2021 never happened again, then wrote it so poorly that Japan 2022 happened. Any judgement of the FIA is earned.

5th Gear
Welcome to Jalopnik, where we hate you hard and laugh at your tragedies if deemed not tragic in the right ways, to the right people, or the correct degree.  But you know we’re one of the cool good guys because the snark is so fun and hip.

Two things can be bad at the same time

Jack Bannon.
Looks the part in Pennworth and just young enough to maybe get three or four films before he’s 100 (dig at Eon and their inability to make one of these in under 5 yrs)

Where we open to a Bond who hasn’t even made double-0 status yet...
Babs and Michael can’t decide.