Backpfeifengesicht (German): A face badly in need of a fist.

I am going to follow suit and share this picture of my exceptionally adorable puppy in the hopes of potentially circumventing some jezzie’s sociopathy-enduced rage at this article. Because in all seriousness, what the ever loving fk.

Hot damn

Why wasnt this mentioned? Ladies and gents our new Tarzan!

Yes! People see my opinion of “no guns for anyone” as “extreme” but I work in public health and I have no idea why people think that something that has 0 advantage as owning a gun and lots of risks for the gun owner and his household members and even friends is seen as anything but a public health threat. I’m willing…

You need to get your colleagues behind this line of attack, Senator:

I always have to remind myself whenever I have an opinion on something that it's JUST my period talking

It may seem silly to you, but it gives him the all-day confidence that he needs and deserves.

All I know is:

I’m set to be able to vote within the confines of his anti-democratic “Fair Elections Act” bullshit.

I’m just gonna assume this was the mountie who brought the snacks.

I will not accept any other possibility than kicking Harper off the Hill.

His time is done and he knows it, hence the petty attack ads on Trudeau’s hair.

The moose can get unruly during mating season.

You have to understand, we can’t afford to have a bunch of undocumented Americans filling our public schools and emergency rooms!

Heave Steve. Please for the love of God.

Cops crash party; no one is shot.

HOORAY

In the event someone forgets the chips and salsa.

In the politest way possible, yes.

We should all move to Canada.

We should all move to Canada.

Please, don’t.