Show us the damage to the National Park Service.

Par-rump-a-pum-pum?

i think that melania does herself no favors standing next to FLOTUS. the genuine warmth next to the steely coldness of excess botox and lack of a soul is very jarring.

Outfit shaming is bullying but fuck it, I’ll bully that traitor to womankind. She looks like Mr. Peanut had a baby with the old NE Patriots logo.

Sidebar—I really like Melania’s ensemble. Too bad the Apricot Pol Pot had to be elected for me to get to see it.

The different shades of red are killing me. The whole ensemble is giving me anxiety.

I really don’t even know what she was attempting to go for here?

I think you mean Hidden Fences.

It looks like a reincarnation type thing, like the dog’s dog-soul lives in different bodies and dies.

This is why I’m terrified of going to Manhattan Mini Storage. It always seems like an army of crazy hobo vampires is waiting to pop out from around those long long corridor corners.

Andy Serkis.

Ralph is mighty Fiennes!

White people do love him, though.

I think it’s the hair.

Is it okay that I want to punch my face in repeatedly over shows about millenials in Brooklyn (Girls, Search Party, High Maintenance) even though I was born there?

Can anyone tell me why I find Adam Driver hot? I still haven’t figured it out.

It’s a Southern slur for a poor white person, akin to “white trash.”

Aside: peckerwood is a racial slur? As a kid (the only time I ever heard or used that word) I assumed it was something to do with a penis.