I thought there was something not right with my last blood test. Bastards sold me an abortion when I wasn’t looking.

You and me both. I had my nails done today and an abortion. Abortions are something I look forward to. Today’s was a Christmas treat to myself. I’ve already scheduled my New Years Eve one.

Truth, I had 19 abortions this way. Sometimes I wasn’t even pregnant, they’re just so good at it.

No, no, what they mean is, women go in for HIV testing, and then they get the hard sell, and upgrade to an abortion.

My brain. It hurts from the stupid.

Yep I saw this exact comment on the BBC Facebook post. I hate people. I love the idea of a black hermione and an Asian Harry, which are very popular fan ideas.

Yep. I’ve seen it for Michael Jordan too. Michael Jordan is a REAL person, Hermoine is a FICTIONAL character whose physical description was left intentionally vague.

“Hermione’s white face”

I really want to go and see this, I bet they already sold all the tickets or it’s prohibitively expensive or something though. I’m pleased Rowling came out and approved the casting though, people can argue all they want but really the author knows what’s up better than anyone else. Personally I think it’s refreshing,…

I guess I just can’t figure out what part of Hermione’s story arc depends upon her being white. Even if Rowling literally wrote a thousand times in the books, “Hermione’s pale white skin” or whatever, it’s not actually relevant to anything she does.

These fools care SO much if a non-white person plays a white character but don’t have SHIT to say if the opposite happens.

instead of this BS debate can we all just gather together and be outraged about Ron’s lack of fiery ginger locks?

That is exactly what she’s saying. And Kourtney, god bless her, sees it immediately and is trying so hard not to laugh.

“Everyone was like, why do you have tampons and I was all WHY NOT I AM STILL VERY YOUNG AND HIP AND MENSTRUATEY AND SEXUALLY VIABLE right, daughter? You think I’ve still got it, cameraman? How about you over there? You? Anyone?”

False, I have a silk white jumpsuit and it is the best thing I own. I feel like a babe from Saturday Night Fever every time I wear it.

I really want him to get his own talk show or something. I mean, PR is fine, but I feel like it isn’t using his talents nearly enough.

Gynecologists have been warning us about “that type” for years. We self adjust so we’re better off with out that unnecessary risk.

Tim Gunn is my co-pilot.

Jesus, she’s turned into a total facist hubris greedMonster. She wasn’t the first to use ANY of those things. (sick beats, seriously?)

For those who say the reach isn’t that far-look at the Swiftmas list - 1000’s of words long, (there are tons of other people named Swift who have likely obvi made the same dumb pun)

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