@RantyNerd (aka JustSmileandNod): I'm cheaper that way. ^_~

@RantyNerd (aka JustSmileandNod): I buy in bulk.

I'm agnostic on circumcision. Do it, don't do it, fine with me. I don't pay much attention either way. Cock is cock.

Ah, the nut-tapping story brings me to something I saw in middle school...

I am not remotely offended by that slogan, just confused. The slogan implies that it is a special feat to impress fat people with the taste of cupcake. But why would fat people have more discriminating taste for food than skinny people? That is just counterintuitive. Now if the tag line said "so good it makes skinny…

Oh, won't somebody please think of the virtual children (and not in a sexy way)?

They need to start using those quotes in ads for the movie.

That puts the cult in rape culture.

@sympathyforthebasementcat: Take it! Take another whiff of my fart!

If your man needs a candle to smell like farts, you're dating a queer. A real man farts constantly, only taking occasional breaks to expel less gaseous forms of matter.

@Dancingfrog: Stalking implies following, and covers behavior beyond public speech. Harassment, when it rises to a criminal level, also goes beyond public speech. If the Westboro clan was guilty of actual criminal behavior, there are legions who would chomp at the bit to get them on it.

I love that I live in a country where speech that the entirety of the population (excepting the speakers) find violently offensive is still protected. This is the purest form of American democracy and gives heft to the idea of American exceptionalism. All other countries either ban hate speech, speech against the…

This is just not a good weekend for short people.

This feels like a good time to trot out the sticker I designed for the cause.

@HidingInCanada: I read your nick as HighInCanada, which made you laughing at my joke (yeah... it's... a joke... right) less flattering. But upon closer inspection, I've still got it!

I've always found that the tears of the preceding hamster made for the best kind of anal lube.

@velma: No one deserves to be raped, not those guys, not other rapists, not even people who spoil the ending to Lost.

@Anne Boleyn: I love reddit and all, but it would be a mistake to think of it as light on the misogyny. The rape apologetics on that site is enough to make any sane person sick.

Some cultural context: in Japan, eating sweets or dessert is considered a womanly trait. For instance, when chocolate-stick brand Pocky released Pocky for Men, it was unsweetened dark chocolate. Male characters who do like sweets are often designed that way to appeal to women, as anybody with even a passing…

@dancebymoon: You can't judge someone's likability by their looks. Maybe she smells really, really, really bad.