and Noah said "but Lord, that is thy 'change order' that cometh to thee"

Weak! We still go to work in that.

6th gear: As a motorist I don't like ethanol. As a boat owner I really hate ethanol. Humidity + aluminum gas tank + expansion and contraction from the heat of the day = gallons of water in your fuel tank. I have a suggestion EPA, why don't you put that E15 in regular and non-blended fuel in premium so I can at least…

Regardless of whether or not this passes a series of GPS coordinates is considered circumstantial evidence. If a detective doesn't see you leaving then how does he know you took the car? Can't I loan my car to a friend? Can't my car be stolen? Evidence like this put's your car at the scene of a crime not you.

There is a lost scripture in the Bible that states "when a black, Jew tries to sell you an overpriced SUV, then carries an old looking handset into the streets, only then will you know the rapture is upon you"

The CDC usually keeps samples of this kind of stuff. I'm also guessing this is where some of the vaccination research happened.

That is a hydraulic hammer.

I don't even know what sarcasm is my dear sir or madam.

Except that you can just wear sunglasses to dim bright light.

Does the cost of customer service come into play on this little stat. Say what you will about the "Apple Tax" but I guarantee I could call Apple and get a real live English speaking person much quicker than HP.

The only information I gave Gawker Media was my email address. Hardly an inconvenience. Also, I know better than to have the same password for my email and forums.

Quote from self "everyone wants to be responsible, but no one wants to take responsibility"

They are trying to escape that communist hell hole.

Ok, first of all this Chavez guy needs to be fired. I work in the field of utilities construction and I know that a man hole is for gravity fed systems like storm drains and sanitary sewer. So placing a water meter on a manhole does nothing. Pressurized lines like the ones that supply you with fresh water are a…

It's Diesel fuel not "Diesel gas." Diesel is an oil so it is not used in a gaseous state like vaporized gasoline.

The location it was being delivered to didn't have enough room to have a full size tractor and low-boy to unload in the immediate vicinity. We would have had to walk the equipment down a mile of narrow road and unload in the turning lane.

"Electrical charges possibly originating in the ship's combat systems apparently sparked the electrolysis."

Yes, cell phones have stray sparks and cannot be used near fuel but idling engines on the other hand couldn't possibly have a spark or flame associated with them.

I don't think "fixing the price" means what you think it means.

Though in this situation I would have preferred e-brakes because you can actuate them without hitting the vehicle brakes.