nah

I’m not sure what kind of bomb it was tbh but I bet it was fucking scary

That’s not a dude...

The MacBook Air is the gold standard for thin laptops and a point of reference that people understand and have probably touched. Or if they haven't touched it, they can go out and touch it at any Apple store. If, instead, I compared the Dell to the Acer Aspire S7, which is the other Windows machine I'd probably…

My guess is that if Eren ever reaches a state approaching emotional stability, the Titan problem will very rapidly be resolved, and the story will come to an end.

Seriously, his, "I'm going to lay here and cry for a bit, or stare blankly at the sky whilst mumbling about the nature of terror and the hopelessness of…

Hey Reno, you just stepped on them! They're all ruined!

Oh! And don't step on the flowers......

I mean during the events of FF7, he constantly had panic attacks, freaked out, blacked out in front of people, was mind controlled and used by Sephiroth, cross-dressed and nearly had sex with a grimy corporate boss, there's an entire arc where he's confined to a wheel chair and psychotic, was experimented on for years…

IT'S ON, YANKS

Ah Reno, my first red headed crush, he's just so drop damn gorgeous (in advent children anyway), all the other girls were about Ron Weasley/Rupert Grint, I was all about the CGI Reno... okay, that probably makes me a little weird but OMG HE'S DELICIOUS!

I'm sad all highlighted comments are about Tifa's "mustache". That's a cute Barret-Marlene moment right here.

Ahem, NASA never left Mars:

Go get Civ V instead.

I'm not toxic, I rarely even speak to others while playing. Refusing to surrender an obviously lost game and forcing others to get destroyed for 38 minutes instead of 20 is toxic.

You forgot a very important one. Wasps are a threat to human existence.