I wish writers would stop with the tired narrative that Craig said he’d rather slit his wrists than do another Bond movie. That is a purposeful misquote which I assumed had been well established by now. What he said was taken way out of context, as he stated that he would rather slit his wrists than think about doing…

Wait.

I thought between South Park and Louis CK that we had come to an understanding that faggot no longer refers to gay people in common parlance, but rather, just people who are acting like... well, faggots. Like, I feel like the best way to take the power away from a slur is to turn it from being about a specific group…

Ahhhh, and now I know why someone sent me pictures of this tire and asked me what I think happened to it. Just from the pictures I said it looked like the tire was rotted and blew out. I thought it was a weird ass random thing for one of my friends to ask me about.

This, of course, is the top notch investigating that I come here for! Well done as always, sir, well done!

I fear this may not get the love it deserves on a Friday afternoon, so here’s a bunch more stars

+1 Nerve Tonic

Not sure, but I double-checked, and the turn indicators do work on these cars.

The TR6 is pretty good at redirecting rain at a decent speed, as long as it’s not heavy rain. Outrunning impending bad weather is one of the fun aspects of driving a convertible with a fully hands-on roof deployment - adds a little frisson to an otherwise uneventful day.

Yep, the entire Steelers team went when Dick LeBeau was inducted in 2011. If I was Rivers and/or Gates, I’d say “I actually am bigger than the team” and go anyway. Especially Rivers, since he’s the starting QB. What are they going to do if he defies the coach? Fine him a meaningless sum of money? The horror!

Just think, if Antonio Gates misses that one scrimmage, he might get injured a week earlier than usual and then the chargers will go 4-12 instead of 5-11 like they always do.

Lol nah, the car just looks like it’s doing Cosby’s facial expression, that’s all.

Pictured: Smith talking to his sources.

My first (and so far, only) time driving stick was last summer during my internship. One of my co-workers had a leased Fiat 500 Abarth, so of course it didn’t go over smoothly...

Sorry, an ambulance driver picked that up yesterday.

I like this one better:

And in twenty years, when car styling evolves into jarring, swoopy, edgy, flowy bowls of porridge on wheels, I think we’re gonna look at the LFA then like we look at the NSX now.