So, so, hot. That take I mean.

“deflated or not deflated.”

I was fat. I was also pretty much unable to get a date. Stopped being fat. Now it’s much easier.

I think that might just be the most hilarious post-championship press conference I’ve ever seen. Vinci cracking jokes at Panetta during Panetta’s interview is priceless. Don’t see this often enough in sports.

Like John Elway, but less insufferable.

—For a man to openly reject a woman because he found her fat would be social suicide.—

It is a bit laborious isn’t it? I’ve given myself over to the power of the 30-second skip feature on my DVR. Since I have young kids it’s hard enough for me to watch anything “live,” so being able to blast through 80% of the BS between plays has helped.

Stop watching. It’s liberating. The game time is mostly filled with inaction and penalties anyway.

As an Angels fan I want to tell you that you’re wrong but they have a damn Oakley store IN the stadium.

Look closely at the features on that kid’s face and tell me this is not his grandfather:

Unless the Dodgers are playing there. Then all of the kids who are normally at random bars in inland Orange County picking fights come out to the Big A to get in fights with Dodgers fans.

Can’t you just say this about most of Orange County?

Angels Stadium has a real lame suburban, milquetoast vibe. You could probably do much worse and they’d just clutch their Coach bags tighter to their MLB by Pink apparel.

Really! A fucking Kemp jersey

When you at the bar and everyone starts singing along to Taylor Swift

“I just don’t think having scoring drives that are two minutes long will wear out a defense.”

Yeah, I realize it’s a joke. That’s what makes me hate him even more.

I just don't think having scoring drives that are two minutes long will wear out a defense.

You realize this is a joke. He’s hated answering this question from day one and now 3 years in, he’s just saying whatever comes to his mind.

Why not just have the players cycle through the roles throughout the course of the game. Have it be some separate mode and institute some sort of quitting penalty that matters so that only the players that are willing to put up with a few turns of the less glamorous spots stick with it. I imagine there are enough…