College kids are wholly unprepared for the real world? You don’t say!

He forgot he made Canadian Bacon because he ate it already

So, they were in disguise and pretending to be doing something else because what they were doing was legal?

its more than a case of designated areas. It also about certain times.. meaning that teams should be aware of when there is an opportunity for others to film them. Having people sneak into private practices and or film in areas they are not allowed to means that they were able to gain information that they should not…

“ It’s 66 in a 65 zone instead of mass murder. And you well know it.”

good lord. has any sports league ever been less about the actual game itself? i dont even need football at this point in my life, i can just skip the 19 or so weeks of games and still have and 30+ weeks of stupid decision making and millionaire egomaniacs to keep me more than entertained.

The text messages. The fact that all QBs care a lot about the pressure of a ball. The fact that an almost minimum wage employee is not going to fuck with a QB’s balls without his say-so, because they’ll be fired in 2 seconds flat. The evasiveness. The obvious lying in his initial press conference. His demeanor during…

a player who almost definitely did what he was accused of

Have you not been following this case, or are you just a blind Patriots homer?

Roger. It’s not your fault.

My wife used to faht in her sleep.

My submission and defense.

A hot dog.

GINGER DICK
by Herman Smelville

Christmas came early.

You guys seriously have to stop. I can’t keep my hand in my pants all day, I have to go to work!

The one bright side right now: at least we won’t be subjected to a Simmons column about how “BRADY AND BELICHICK ARE GONNA BE IN FACKIN’ EFF-YOU MODE ALL SEASON MY GAWD.”

Oh I don’t know, while I give 0 fucks about the “scandal” itself watching Goddell get slapped down gives me a happy.

“TOM! TOM! TOM! DOES ME HOLDING THIS MICROPHONE LIKE THIS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A DONG?! IT LOOKS LIKE A DONG, DOESN’T IT? HASHTAG DONGERPHONE.”