He will be reborn in Valhalla, shiny and chrome!

Same here. We also watched Excalibur. We were told about this by upperclassmen, to wait for her to run up to the screen with a piece of cardboard to cover it. It was hilarious. She was no prude, she just knew someone’s parent would throw a fit.

I clicked through to the L.A. Times article, and here’s what Mattingly thought

One of these men is a high-ranking member of a despicable organization that ruins people’s lives, steals their money, and treats their employees like subhuman scum. The other is Tom Cruise.

I don’t get the dislike of RGIII. I’m not saying he’s faultless here, but I’ve never seen a narrative switch gears this quickly, especially when it’s more than apparent that vast majority of his issues are not his fault.

Barry is right.

Fuck these things. They look like the eye thing that Levar Burton wore in Star Trek TNG slipped off of his face and fell onto his neck.

Bravo! I was wondering what you meant by being “a fucking beatdown”, but then you went and demonstrated it! Self-referential and educational; well-played!

He did that kind of thing all the time in the silver age. He was quite the troll.

Let’s make it worse...how about in the 90’s when both Superman and Clark Kent were rocking business in the front party in the back?

Schrödinger’s Rose?

remember: we’re judging from our own lazy-asshole point of view, not from that of someone who actually wants to be an starting QB or whatever.

The math may not be staggering quite yet, but it looks like it’s had a few.

They just HAD to use the phrase “baby girl”

“That’s damn good hustle at the end.” - Austin Rivers

You had guinea pigs named Peanut Butter and Jelly and you cohabitated them and no one expected them to make sweet, sweet love?

It’s not Sapp’s fault. Once those girls accepted a Bud Light, they were contractually obligated to be “up for anything.”