Griffin and Paul are going to give Steve Ballmer a giddy heart attack at this rate. For this, they desperately need to be nicknamed DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS.

It’s pretty easy to tell which personalities are insufferable jerks to those they feel are “beneath” them by observing the revenge exacted by stylists and makeup artists.

Note to all NCG’s and others who may be currently unemployed, this:

From hell's heart I slap at thee.

This one works.....or worked

You’re right—they’re terrible. Awful colors—terrible orange. Our old uniforms were classy. These look cheap—like any college team on any Saturday. Sadly, management has proven to be just as bad at choosing new uniforms as they are at signing free agents. I’ve been a Browns fan all my life and, sadly, they’ve let me…

These uniforms are fucking spiffy, considering the color scheme they had to work with. Theres not a lot you can do with Orange, Brown, and White, and they maximized it.

Thanks. The pitcher makes a motion toward home before throwing it. How this is not a balk is beyond me.

Per the official MLB 2015 rulebook:

Thanks for making me laugh. I was feeling terribly insensitive.

They thought that about Cosby, too.

Not seen in the photo above, the ball actually left the park. He got winded and decided to stay at first base.

Barnes doesn’t really deny being a dick. He knows who he is. If Barnes played hockey, he’d be one of those big guys who picks fights to protect his smaller, more talented teammates. If he’s not on your team, you hate him. But his teammates love him.

There’s no need for commentary about the Boston Marathon bombing. Everyone is already on the same page. That’s what this editorial is about. Thank you.

For the record, I think our news coverage the week of the bombings and the manhunt is the best thing this site has ever done, and I’ve never been prouder of it.

Thanks,

I’m really rooting for Barnes to let the ball go and hit Kobe in the nose but he never does it. What a dick.