Almost read this!

Wheres the article where that one guy on your staff explains he was wrong about Jared Goff. I’m waiting.

There are rumors that Jezebel is full of shit. As in people have told me that the articles and comment section are full of shit. But I don’t have any proof because the articles are too boring to read and the comment section is never ending defensive arguments so I just try to stay out. Also Louis CK is boring now and…

Is there a stat for Go-to-ness? Because Shaq at the end of games or even at the end of the shot clock was a different animal than Dwight Howard. Dwight still gets stuck on his first post move. And Shaq was a great underrated passer. In closing, while I appreciate your thoughts, I have to believe there is something in…

Garbage implies a binary system of good vs bad which is inherently subjective and so, shut up

They’re both great

This happened to me on a hiking date. We didn’t last much longer as an item.

If George RR Martin would stop going to games maybe the books would be done by now

I have to think Ballmer would take a shot

“When science finds me a new fuckin body I’m gonna use its arms to give Kevin fuckin Durant a hug. Fuck Boston sportswriters.”

And it’s not even like he sold out! He took less money and less time with the ball in his hands and more public scrutiny in order to get to the championship and have the best chance to win. That’s like the opposite of selling out, lol it’s all about winning!

Your question is more meaningfully targeted towards media as a whole. Most stories are a goddamm waste of our attention.

Canelo landed powerful blows but they didn’t really affect G, so how can they be considered powerful? G also blocked a ton of Canelo’s punches to render them moot. But G didn’t especially tag or damage Canelo. I literally asked my family as it ended How can you give this anything but a draw? Surprised the judges…

Yeah apparently roundabouts are way safer and reduce traffic collisions and pedestrian deaths because drivers get way scared of them so they actually put down their phones and concentrate on the road!

I can’t figure out what my comment was in answer to or what your comment even means. But I probably had the best intentions so whatever. When you’re done turn the light out, okay? Thanks.

Fuck your opinion, I love the headlines the way they are; you’re just going to have to adjust and deal with it! Xoxo

Yup Jerry Jones knows this. Including that he doesn’t have to pay Zeke as well

Yeah but maybe they can tune the engine for low end torque in the spark ignition phase similar to how small turbo-ed engines have low end grunt and then the turbo takes over for the weak upper rpm section.

It comes from people who were really interested in science but didn’t want to make it their field of study. So whenever they have an itch they read a few things but have trouble understanding the science books because they have a weak foundation of knowledge. So they just read innacurate summaries and…

Yeah but if they let that stop them then they wouldn’t get their page views and likes or whatever.