Right but apparently the Paris Agreement is awful? Not that it doesn’t make Trump a Cheetos Turd, but yeah I heard it’s total bullshit. From people who actually do know what it is. Is that too much cognitive dissonance for Jezebel??

Eh he’s not a real point guard

Lol he’s still not as good as Jordan

If all the people who wrote songs for Taylor Swift just got together and made a real group, it’d have like 25 no. 1 hits. But maybe no teens and 20 somethings would go to see it, so fuck merit right? Youth and beauty ftfw

Yeah the internet is really shitty now but it’s too much a part of our economy so bring on the nano bots

There’s a whole generation of people who don’t realize there already is a word for everything. They’re all conveniently stored in a dictionary, too!

OpYes, he’s been less stellar since joining the Angels, but they’ve been almost entirely unimportant. And it’s tough for a future HOF like Pujols to generate buzz when he can’t use his ‘veteran wiles’ on a national stage, whilst being narrated by Joe Buck.

Lol making a sexless bull would show less integrity. It’s not the piece’s fault that people like to touch giant testicles. However it’s probably wise to make all sculptures female sexed from now on.

Iono but those Lakers tho bro. Lonzo gonna be big ballin and once they sign Paul George Russell Westbrook and Zublocka nails that sky hook it’ll be purple and gold flags up and down the 405 day and night! So maybe one more year of this quaint little kid franchise stuff before Boston vs. LAL—THE RETURN

What the holy heck? They haven’t even approached anything close to Boston smugness. Give em a chance to get the Browns in the mix first before going full hater mode!

This write-up is just okay. To improve, maybe cut out most of the car bits and add more backstory about the reviewer’s lineage and cultural background. And then maybe triple the amount of photos of the car. Ya know, for freshness’s sake.

“The brake lights were illuminated.”

Everyone talks about how safe the cars and track are now and that covered most of this accident. But his life relied on the incredible luck that was landing upside down on the short wall at just the right moment so that it was the car getting sliced in half and not his body. If what happened can happen again in more…

A Jeep that would never need to be repaired

I forgive him for everything! If Kobe saw that and still gave him shit then Kobe is a true dickhead

Yeah I think it can work for sure, if the girl isn’t insecure about what you’re joking about. Maybe he thought he was being ridiculously ironic and she would totally get that because I mean look at her arms and she would laugh. But oops turns out her arms are a bit of a sore spot. I mean, compared to a male she…

For God’s sake why? It’s bad enough imagining Aly speaking to someone; her voice/way of speaking is probably the most annoying of any celebrity outside Kim Kardashian. But if I see that guy it’ll be too easy to pretend I was really there. Might as well cut off my ears and call me Van Goff

Jimmy Carter only had one term... Let’s bring that dude back

Cmon man you gotta suspend your disbelief...

Hey, no worries. No need to make yourself uncomfortable, I trust your opinion of yourself.