I work at a Starbucks so I literally see different faces all day; weird ones, normal ones, old young, pretty, too pretty, not pretty, yeah. And the one thing I’ve noticed is that it’s more than just your naked face that defines you. I can’t begin to tell you how many fucked up recovering drug addicts with perfect…

I’dlike them to do it for the Knicks next year.

Are there some cultures that always go off topic; and also driving only makes me feel that way when, for example, someone gives me directions to what I think is going to be a great restaurant and then it turns out I have arrived at a container store. Nothing against containers but I was serious about feeling hungry.

What were you a Bulls fan or some shit?

It’s no secret. The best teams year in and year out have the best coaches, trainers, and executives. And of course LeBron James, Kawhi Leonard, and Steph Curry, etc. But who saved Curry’s ankles so that he could even become the best shooter in the league? Keke Lyle, head strength and conditioning coach. Who built…

It’s not truly immaculate without Vin calling it. :/

I love how I wasnt looking for who the batter was but could tell the last guy was Ichiro just by the way he lunged for contact. That actually makes this more impressive for me that Ichiro was the final nail

Hey I’m with David. Bring back the manuals! The manual cooling fans that is. I’m thinking of having one installed in lieu of my autonomic nervous system’s bogus control of my sweat glands. You definitely feel a lot more connected with your body that way. I often find myself ignoring conversations and focusing on…

Whoa whoa whoa don’t cloud my Blueprint with your real life experience. Must. Rid self. Of. Cognitive. Dissonance!

If this is just about your son then just get a fuckin Corvette, Camaro, or Mustang convertible with a goddamm racing stripe and some cool black matte rims and at least he’ll thing you’re a God.

I would love to disagree with you but then I’m afraid you might stand your ground against me...

I mean if you’re looking to add length and athleticism in an attempt to match up with LeBron you draft Josh Jackson, right? That’s still not cutting it but it’s better than nothing! If they add Fultz they still won’t shoot the Cavs out the building.

They should just change their name to Jeep-Hemi-Challenger

Yeah Embiid is trying to be Meme-worthy. Magic is happy he won his bet with James Worthy.

Psshh YOUR roster isn’t very good. Dickhead

Curt Schilling has CTE, right? At least the kind that travels up the ankle to the brain

So nothing will probably come out of this besides liberal outrage. I wonder, will this ultimately strengthen Trump? Give him an air of invincibility? People who hate Trump are getting outraged every day over something, it almost reminds me of when conservatives were freaked out over ‘socialist Obama.’ But overall it…

I for one would do the year plan in order to get a realistic model of whatever Jason Torch thinks is happening inside a Car

Yeah right, I could go 120 if the slowpokes would ever get out of the fast lane! The left lane is for going as fast as my Lord is willing

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