Oh, didn’t see you there, sport!

And it’s not like they won their first championship against a healthy Cavs. It took them 6 games to beat a Cavs team missing Kevin Love AND Kyrie Irving. It’s no stretch to consider a reality where the Warriors have nothing to brag about and are widely considered weak, chokey losers.

Lol your comment doesn’t sound wrong when read in Trump’s voice!

Wow, talk about remembering some guys!

Yeah you’d think he was compensating for something...

Yeah, but when leagues did nothing, fans complained, saying that people shouldn’t be able to play if they’re going to beat up their spouses.

You should also add that the film is boring, bland, and not exciting.

It seems the Dolphins play winning football when their running back rushes for over 200 yards. The coaching staff should consider adding this to their game plan every week—it just may turn their awful season around and save their jobs!

So many douchebags will be driving this 45 mph past my house. I hate my neighborhood.

What is being a Clippers’ fan—basketball purgatory? I don’t know if I can take another possession of Chris Paul getting a screen from DJ into a clogged middle, whipping it to Blake for weak post action, back to Chris for another pick and roll leading nowhere, finally passing predictably to JJ with 7 seconds left in…

Lol Arcade Fire fans are almost as bad in their own way as Bieber-ites. They really started to get to me after the Neon Bible came out (which jettisoned everything fun about the first album, but retained all of the flamboyant seriousness. Bleh). However Winn>Biebs 4ever and ever.

What’s funny is pedestrians aren’t conscientious anymore. If I’m walking and I see that there’s a lot of cars backed up I will wave em along and wait until there’s a gap to cross between. I hate it when somebody looks at us as we’re trying to get through a bottleneck in the parking lot and obliviously steps into the…

Fuckin teenagers amaze me. Everytime they cross the street they have earbuds in and look down at the their phones immediately as they enter the cross walk...

If that’s not fingers touching a plate, then what is? A ruling like this is reminiscent of the NFL’s what is a catch? bullshit

Lol he says she’s not hot enough? Well, like with the Bald Eagle, it’s all about easy prey.

He runs like a queer

^Literally every Microsoft product I’ve ever used (including my goddamm Clippers SMDH)

I mean, without its ‘controversies’ like deflategate and What Is a Catch? etc., fans would’ve realized a long time ago that the NFL—maybe even football itself— is boring. It reminds me of steroid era baseball with its monotonous amount of dingers and giant freak pitchers. There was just something missing in the game…

VW whines about where they are, but the truth is that their car’s exteriors don’t speak visually to American consumers. The Golf looks like a turd unless you get exterior upgrades (I have a GTI, I love it but sometimes even I notice the inherent turdness). Their SUVs look like people that attempted puberty but failed.…

After grabbing that foul ball, Batman could only offer up a plaintive, “I didn’t do it.”