Yes but with your logic there’d be no more Hot Takes

I think she had an apple on her head and the guy missed!

Uh you may have missed the whole point of the excercise: getting that woman-beating, 103mph-throwing lefty out of the game by forcing Maddon to pinch-hit for him. Blanton went 0-2 and hung a slider. He could’ve gone away or wasted a pitch in the dirt but Blanton he didn’t leave himself much margin of error with a…

By that reasoning I’d say everyone has a little Notre Dame in ‘em.

Yeah, bring back Mattingly! Wait...

Whenever the name Jimmer is spoken, spelled—or even thought!— it gives Clippers broadcaster Mike Smith a hard-on. Please, don’t give Clippers broadcaster Mike Smith a hard-on. He tends to ramble.

If only we had Scherzer on the Dodgers so that he could walk Danny Espinoza. I would certainly allow that mid-Game 5 trade.

It wasn’t a Balk. Urias used this same move in the minors and majors ALL YEAR. The Umpires figured this one out a LONG time ago.

I call bullshit. Unless there is a top down view I don’t see anything besides these angled views and an old annoying former ballplayer calling Balk! Urias angles his body forward but keeps the foot back. It’s an optical illusion! Runners are trained to thing that if the front foot crosses the back leg it’s a Balk, but…

Take Prius’ owners licenses away; purchasing this car is proof of blindness

The people who would buy the Prius must be blind, and so how have they passed a driver’s test??

Liberals moan about how conservatives don’t do well with cognitive dissonance but here’s an election making perfectly clear that that’s a falsehood.

I do this one thing where I take my car to a mechanic or shit can it and buy a new one

Oh. Well, without that intergalactic conflict, maybe Lucas thought the whole thing would fall apart into sci-fi pastiche.

How has that movie not been made before, just not about Jedi and in the Star Wars universe? What we really need is a Rogen/Franco Star Wars movie. YUP. You know you want it

Like, it’s a good shirt, but some people have too much time on their hands

Lindsey, did you actually watch the game? I only ask because I think the media needs something to talk about and theyre pulling a tried and true story out of their ass because some basic facts happen to coincide here. What I saw was a pitcher on short rest beginning to tire—but he induced a groundout that shouldve…

I think the refreshed Camaro is a great mix between the insanity of the Challenger and the simple, quick looking Mustang. It looks like a boxer that hits hard but can still move out of the way. Has a bit of Euro finesse to it.

Yes but, thankfully, Mustang humor powerslid right through Miata humor

I dunno. We’d all have to be smarter, then, just to survive. Its like roundabouts or unsafe-feeling roads: accidents are less prevelant because drivers pay more attention to what they’re doing.