The only conceivable need being Sexy Electric Nanny, with standard French-maid costume

I simply cannot watch that guy’s videos. It’s the equivalent of those sleep-inducing old-guy movies we sometimes had to watch in science class. Please wake me up when Car Bill Nye is on

I prefer Vs. but to each their own Jam

I think they did a brave thing and all this criticism is wrong. Fiat-Chrysler should send them all Cherokees as reparations on our behalf.

You know, who gives a fuck? If they wanna embrace a dead culture, let them. ‘Merica will be right there, waiting with open arms, as always

Assholes and dipshits are not the same species

By all reports, whoever it was was Young

They need Marcellus Wiley and Max Kellerman

Is having both unrealistic?

Yes look at the Rams’ coaching staff and compare it to the Eagles’ coaching staff. Then tell me which young quarterback has the better chance. The fucking Rams don’t even have an offensive coordinator

I don’t care who does what, as long as they think of the children first.

This is good for me because at least McCown uses Barnidge.

Roberts has been a huge improvement over Mattingly. There’s more trust. With Mattingly you get the feeling he’s a less capable Phil Jackson type who struggles with the more meaningful moments of games. Meanwhile Roberts never loses sight of winning this game, and setting up to win the next one. And every guy on the…

EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!!!

Muhsin Muhammad

Whoa whoa! Someone stop this ruckus before anybody gets hurt

Oh my god Comma Porn, Yuss! Youre tickling my Grammatical Zones

Couldn’t you have at least included a trigger warning? Laughing loosens up my bowels!

Just live in a cabin out in the woods. None of this tech shit is worth the inevitable C-spine degradation. The worst part about Apple, and smartphones in general, is thinking about them. They should be A. Good enough at their jobs that interaction is seamless and B. So amazingly fresh that we all get excited about the…

Where your commas at? Why you gots to be wonky with the commas? Commas are our friends. They don’t mind being used. They’re like our grammatical groupies.