Y’all should get into soccer. Go to soccerrulesfootballsucks.com I tell ya hwat

Yuss! Fuck every one of those fucking fuckers

I think it’s called the Practice Squad

Being a successful quarterback in the Rams offense means when you throw you must combine a shorter internal timer than most other quarterbacks in the league get with the kind of resignation from brilliance that only failed NFL quarterbacks have learned. From what I’ve seen of Jared, he tried to make big bang plays…

Cars just aren’t cool right now. And cool doesn’t necessarily make sense. So arguing about what people should buy when they obviously don’t give a fuck what a car lover thinks is a waste of goddamm time.

I thought it said Mischa Barton at first and I just think that’s a reality Id like to visit

Okay, I’m sold! College athletes deserve compensation. So no more articles about it, right? For the Louvre of God

Who’s seen Everybody Wants Some!

Jesus Christ! What did I tell you about leaving your sandals by the pool? If you can’t respect the rules the pool is off limits. That’s right. There’ll be no walking on water until ALL your chores are DONE

Yes and knowing that her car is a death mobile, she may well be the first teenage girl in history to not tailgate going 70mph on the freeway

The Ford EcoBoast

Pidgeon will be on the lookout for clues up the women’s tennis players’ skirts

As a Clippers fan, I hope Jamal visits a witch doctor and is forced to switch bodies with someone who can’t dribble or shoot and defends really great. And then decides to retire once he switches back since he knows he could never bring that shit to his game. I’m tired of watching Old Kobe-Lite’s +/- slowly cause us to…

He can be wrong, he can be right..that’s not what bothers me. It’s that he uses flashes of brilliance and transcendent ability to create delight in order to manipulate the viewer into agreeing with him. It’s a lesser used tactic because most writers will never be as talented. He makes you think you’re learning…

Kaepernick should say something to the effect of “I’m proud and respectful of my country but not of my government and the parts of society that contribute to racial violence and division.” That would mindfuck plenty of racist anti-government ‘patriots’

Us white people?

I got a GTI S W/stick for $22500 because of Costco. And y’all can likely get a better deal as they clear out the ‘16 models. Just don’t expect to find a performance pack and/or lighting pack with a stick in the S model.

Well, now, I’m bummed because I liked it, a lot, which makes me an obvious moron.

If only I had waited seven months to get my GTI

Hopefully a sporty coupe version of Toyota’s Avalon is next!