My take? Men and women are different

I’m afraid for the human race that many people failed to notice the humor

Yes but who will confirm what the reporter says to be true? It’s turtles all the way down and whatnot

Yes! This!

These people can afford it and are predominately assholes, so what’s the problem?

The people in the background seem to be at ‘a homeless person bathing’ threat level with those bears

He should’ve re-signed with the Angels instead of being a little B. And if he had, his numbers wouldn’t have gone to shit. For some reason, being a Yankee turns every .300+ hitter into a .259

This is my rule exactly but substitute hits for drinks

Because it’s hilarious

But stereogum and many other websites had that in their headline/tagline/body. The originality should be confirmed

I used to love Corvettes. I had a white convertible Hot Wheels model when I was 2 and it became my Racer 1, replete with Mad Maxian supercharger and missiles in the headlights in my Speed Racer/Road Warrior influenced mind’s eye. And, after looking forward to the day I can afford a used early/mid 90s model to drive…

Partially, Corvettes don’t sell because of the styling. Once the Transformers movies stopped being cool this Corvette did, too. But, seriously, the car still looks great though there’s something about it that’s a little whack. Compare it to other money cars which are, on the whole, much cleaner looking: Audis,…

Angels fans, this is Albert Pujols’s future

I’m sorry but I don’t trust man who lets his pets get like that. Have fun in Florida douche

Quoth the Raven, “I’m an elite quarterback in the NFL."

Where, oh where, is 9 Chickweed Lane??

There was a cars and coffee in Costa Mesa? And you were also in Costa Mesa?? What the hell I have no idea what goes on in my city anymore

Dude old people have messed up shoulders

That fucker’s on HGH or SOMEthing

And what’s the deal with that Trentee size? The last time I went to Starbucks this smart-mouthed barista told me Frappuccinos don’t come in that size. But, it’s right there, I said. Put my extra extra Caramelo mocha with chips and protein and 5 add shots in there. But he blew me off by saying he was sorry And pushing…