It’s the new Aztec, only not as cool

For some reason, I assumed there’d be Bagel Bites present in this discussion of delicious childhood foods. Apparently, I was mistaken.

Just write about the cars I’m about to sell

As a Clippers fan, I have to agree. But he can be very good most of the time. It’s the Kobe corollary

That Tim Salmon didn’t do steroids...will always love that guy

How do we know this isn’t the Russians? Srsly, HOW DO WE KNOW? We don’t, and that’s all I need to know.

He knows. He’s as bad as Steven A in his own way. But much less horrible to listen to.

And they could’ve lost the night before if the Dodgers would STOP being BITCHES, for once

Pssh apparently this is a ‘race car’ in a ‘prominent’ professional racing league:

Iono, Priuses go about 15-20 mph over the speed limit where I’m from. Even BMW drivers are shocked!

“Why won’t anybody like me when they’re so much stupider, have far worse taste in cars than I do, and are total shite in every way—except if they’re female, in their early 20s, and will suck my dick—?”

That’s funny because someone had hacked a road construction LED sign to say “MEWTWO CAUGHT / HB LIBRARY,” driving down Adams Street from Costa Mesa into Huntington Beach, in Southern California. Maybe they were lying.

Those BMW designs could be done by any carmaker except for worries that they wouldn’t sell. Therre plenty of designers out there capable of equal or greater results. There just has to be. Or else the world is a cold, dead place.

Hey he’s one of those guys doing his job, othah guy, so go back to yah fancy New Yahk apahtment or wherever you’re from with all the fancy R sounds and whatnot. He’s got an Entourage so he’ll be just fine.

They should try Formula 1. Much more interesting.

What a scummy snatch. Those fake tits and butt-ugly carved face of hers are the real problem. Every part of her screams insecurity and image-obsessed.

What we need is Bullworth 2

Hopefully this makes enough and we get Bullworth 2

As for all things, we turn to the Simpsons:

Duke or Kentucky. Would love to see him come out highly skilled and wreck the league