He said he’d step down if they weren’t competitive for the championship after 3-4 years. Which means he’ll probably try to trade every good young guy we have (including if we get the first pick) for a bunch of late 20s/early 30s superstars and stars that won’t fit together and then fill up the bench and glue guy…

Are you kidding me??

Since the competitiveness of the team is the point of the idea presented in the sentence, placing ‘competitive’ at the end ensures that the point is seen in the most effective way. Ever read poetry constrained by meter? They do strange stuff with conventions just to have a key word arrive at the end of a line, or on…

Well, one thing you can do is stop smoking crack or meth and taking steroids. Another thing is do the opposite of what you’ve been doing since it doesn’t work. I had a roommate with terrible acne that eventually went on accutane, a drug I consider hardcore and wouldn’t want to take, but that’s me. He literally only…

I just don’t think Lynch is smart enough, Jerry. Sorry.

isnt it just a Volkswagen GTI?

He wanted to come to the Lakers for cheap and they ignored him. Dudes dad named him isaih after isaih Thomas cuz he lost a bet that the Lakers would beat Detroit in the finals late 80s. He comes.from a Laker loving family and the let him kill it on the Celtics. Smdh

I think I’ve seen that Miata at my Starbucks. Will investigate.

Let’s just say that Costa Mesa, on both sides of the aisle, is full of many morons and next to cities full of many morons (Newport and Huntington Beach). It may jolt outsiders but the acceleration from zero to fully moronic is instantaneous. I wouldn’t be surprised of it was a protestor in the Miata trying to make the…

The security guard was later seen handing the man a Starbucks gift card, saying, “We’re sorry. The next one’s on us."

his first season with the Clippers he surprised us with what looked to be a smooth and effective jumper. I always figured if he hadnt been traded away he’d’ve failed to develop his skills, and since we needed CP3 any fondness I had for Aminu wouldnt keep me from supporting Chris. I was surprised to see just how bad…

Unless the Blazers' psychology legitimately turned a corner I think the Blazers are out in 5.

Toyota buys a Camry.

Somehow a team became more despised for their aura than my Clippers. I’d trade that for not giving away last year’s playoff series

People who do that want the upper hand or a way out. Or they legitimately believe they are going to heaven in which case why are you marrying them unless that is some goddamn delicious pussy

The first time I met a friend of a friend, she was in the process of having dumped her fiance because he wasn’t Christian. But then 30 min later some hunk guy comes over and wouldn’t you know she basically left the fiance to date this guy. They later got engaged and then were worried that they were having too much sex…

Nothing better than watching Draymond fail. And The Warriors should be called The Curriers because Steph is the only one who delivers.

I thought Bruno Mars was better. I don’t have to watch it again, I remember seeing it in my on campus apartment at UCSC ( Kresge baby) and thinking it was awesome but not exactly invigorating. But, whatever, that’s just opinion, and I didn’t realize it was wrong until I read the headline.

This is why I love the NBA. Cool things should and do happen, and no script for success stays the same. Onendecade Phil is capping his 11th championship and the next he is championing Kurt Rambis (the former Lakers’ coach he originally replaced in ‘99) over Thibodeau. Hallelujah En-bay-ah!

I liked that clip show WAYYyy more than the way ESPN does it today, Morty. Waaaaaa*belch*aay more! Give your grandpa a high five, little buddy. No? *bleep* off.