Well, my Dad let me watch Road Warrior with him when I was a kid, and I can’t forget Days of Thunder with that green car and Nicole Kidman cementing the sex/cars relationship... I watched Speed Racer and had like 100 Hot Wheels cars along with one of those race tracks pasted to a rug...and I loved the Indy 500 and my…

Yes, but Jesus will know what they did and condemn them to hell.

Riveting!

She should just ride a custom scooter everywhere, poppin wheelies and takin names

Lol. His team was finally playing Byron Scott-style defense just to force turnovers to continue feeding him the ball. People paid many thousands of dollars and booed whenever someone else scored. They have the second-worst record. No one’s sensibilities were harmed in this production. For those who took the time to…

passing the torch, bro. Makes one weep

So Williams beat a woman? Where da proof of dis?

Goff or Wentz will be better than RG3. At least, I believe, Goff will. They had to make the trade for a few reasons. Because it’s LA. Because if they are mediocre without obviously trying the fans will remember the old Rams and might not pay a premium to see them at a shitty old stadium. Also the Free Agent market…

I never thought someone could reach the heights of Jordan but it looks like Curry will and has a great chance of going past him..

Shaq was great but he played for the Lakers a short time and won a title elsewhere. Also he notoriously underperformed for his potential. Magic got HIV and didn’t get to play as many years as Kobe even though he was supremely talented. Kareem started with another team. Wilt—are you kidding me??—was perhaps the most…

I do it because fuck them. And they love life on the edge so much so I’ll give them something to react to; another in the moment obstacle can’t hurt. And, honestly, making their lives a little harder (oh no can’t lanesplit? Well now I’m basically just a car without any safety elements. Sheeeit.) isn’t unfair…

Only parties with Nihilists that have consumption

meh I like making cupcakes more than all that other stuff..

NFL probably has all kinds of deals with pain relief drug companies and anything else that would conflict with Marijuana usage. The NFL is in line with federal law, but it goes above and beyond to refuse players any access to what constitutes a pain reliever about as natural as you can get outside of hands-on healing…

Yeah, Clippers v Spurs will be gnarly

Yup, so glad my GTI had one so I can rest my discs. Can’t believe I’m only 28 and have neck problems fml

Where the hell is Costa Mesa on this list?

And here for a second I thought we had a bright future. But, nah, fuck that

Somewhere in that delivery is about 5 balks

Speaking as a player on a scoreless 8th grade pop Warner team that only managed one (maybe two?) first downs, there’s nothing great about it besides the remorse