PLEASE STOP THESE PICTURES! Can someone take care of Ingus Cunnil please? Fuck, I love you Jez and God knows I don't want these dick heads to win but I can't do this much longer. I'm so sorry you guys have to see this shit every day. Just, fuck people.

All I see when I look at this is a censor bar...

This really is so 2002 I think I had a top cut just like this.

And it is fantastic.

What is this from? The looks on both of their faces are priceless. The dude is actually my favorite, "WTF?!".

I AM TOO GODDAMN FANCY TO EAT BUGS!

Yeah I agree that I think this is fake. If you're trying to get rid of your animal chances are you wouldn't post a video of it while it's biting you. It doesn't look like she's hitting him hard and she's shoving him more than anything else (and that's fine, I pushed my cat away from me all the time when she was being…

My cat was a nightmare when she was coming out of kittenhood. Much like this cat she would terrorize me, biting me, scratching me. It was relentless and while I do think she was playing she did bite me a few times where she would hold on and pull back and that shit hurt like a mother fucker. I lived in a studio and so…

Oh, Christina...

I swear, I think all his ass crack hair is a major culprit for his stanky booty.

Has he tried using those wet wipes? Charmin "freshmates" or whatever...

I was thinking the same thing. It's ok, Barb! You're 72 (I know, right?!), it's ok for you to have flaws. You're fucking 72!!

Went to put my garbage out in my underwear once. That backfired spectacularly.

Definitely worse at Gawker. At Jez I can at least hold on until the inevitable adorable cat/dog video surfaces. It's like a band-aid for my heart.

Sometimes working on a computer is the worst. Every day I'm reading terrible stories and I'm like "Ok, you really need to take a break from the internet if you want to maintain any hope for humanity." But then work gets slow and I wind up right back here on Jez because I'm WEAK. Seriously though, it's making me pretty…

I have seriously been sitting her trying to form a decent comment and I keep typing and erasing and typing and erasing because everything that's coming out is inarticulate and expletive laced. EVERYTHING IN THIS STORY MAKES ME WANT TO RAGE SO FUCKING HARD!

ETA: Just kidding because Kinja is stupid.

If you are only nice and/or respectful to other human beings to "get ahead in life" then you have bigger problems than you realize.