and dogs will lay down the most atomic deathstar fart while youre in there together, too. and then they'll take off and leave you alone with it because they dont want it clinging to their fur, just your hair ;(

Man, I hope we're still talking about cats.

Can someone hold her down and feed her canned cheese, cup of soup and out of season tomatoes? I must be immortal because I consumed all three and I am still alive.

Mine likes to sit on my lap. He is generally not a cuddler. This is the only time he sits on anyone's lap.

Mine too, the little peeping tomcat.

And now I have this image of Cameron Diaz dropping everything on set, answering her Gwwyneth Phone, and rushing to her about to be waxed side to hold her down.

The link is entitled *Two Truths and a Lie: Gwyneth Edition*, so one of each trio of quotes is a fake.

Well, you are taking a dump in his giant, chilled water bowl. :D

haha, yeah. That part was pretty awesome.

Thanks, but I don't care for any more bigotoni.

Are families with a lesbian couple twice as fundamental as heterosexual couples????

True fact: Finns used to be considered "not white".

Well... "white" to this guy probably means Anglo-Saxon. Also, Russia owns a lot of Asia, so the argument can be made.

Spain is part of Europe too!

Or he's one of those oddities who think that the UK and Ireland make up all of Europe...

... that's why he didn't mention Irish. He'd NEVER date an Irish girl. He's actually a time traveler!

In fairness some people at the waspy church I grew up going to thought that the Italians were "ethnic" and by that they ment not really white.
I'm not saying they are right just that some people thing that.

As a recent Smith Alumna I just... don't get it. I'm straight, I was really lazy about going out to find boys at other colleges and spent most of my time going to Smith parties with my friends who were looking to hook up with other Smithies. Even then you have to go to a Smith Friedman apartment or coop party to be in…

There is no shame in drinking wine with twist-off caps. In fact, your wine is less likely to spoil if it is sealed with a twist-off cap than with a cork. And—bonus—if you are 94 years old and not strong enough to pull a cork anymore (like my sweet Grandma B Toklas who still LOVES her wine), then you don't have to give…

My new favorite is this: