I'm quitting drinking for a month. I spend too much money on alcohol, I don't need it to enjoy myself, and I get extremely upset very easily when I drink which makes my issues with depression/anxiety way worse. I also think having a short term period with an end goal won't make the social pressure to drink feel so…

I guess you're the type of person I keep holding out for XD

Sunday sign off at 5am? Bold move.

Oh my god I just found your blog this week as I was debating doing my own anon dating blog. LOVE. I might need to submit the *two* requests for 3somes that I got this week ;)

These are amazing and I am incredibly sad no one has ever messaged me with a snippet of comedic genius like these.

This week in OKC messages I've sent that have gotten no responses:

Well shit. The casual man friend has canceled on me again. I moved to a new place about a month ago and since then I've asked him several times if he'd come visit. We could get brunch, go to the park, do the tour of the apartment. Twice we've made detailed plans with times and places to meet and he just canceled via…

I'm just getting back into the dating game after getting out of a seven-year relationship, and I'm a little nervous/intimidated about sleeping with someone new. I'd only been with a couple guys before this last one, and he was pretty vanilla, so I'm pretty self-conscious about the whole thing. Is this one of those…

I'm reading your blog right now and must say... fabulous.

Haha that's hilarious. I kinda feel bad for the gals on there, I can't possibly imagine. I occasionally get messages from gals I'd rather not, but it's infrequent and they're not rude..

I just got lost in your blog for a while and then saw...

Does anyone have any experience dealing with addicts?

In honor of this lovely video, I think we should discuss celeb crushes. In the grand Friends tradition, here are my five celebs I would require being allowed to sleep with (if I had boyfriend\husband): Brian Aubert (Silversun Pickups), Paul Rudd, Dave Grohl, Jensen Ackles, Russell Brand.

I know that feeling. I have a ph.d. and my life feels ridiculous and empty. Like i sacrificed too much for that stupid degree.

Guys I have a crazy important exam on Monday and Tuesday PLEASE WISH ME LUCK I NEED ALL THE POSITIVE VIBES IN THE WORLD FOR THIS!

Hey guys! a few weeks ago I wrote on saturday night social and asked for advice on anal sex.

Every time a friend, or two in the last five minutes, tell me they're having a baby or getting married, I'm really happy for them & then sad and disappointed for me. That icky feeling that I'm failing adulthood. Blanche Devereaux called it the Magenta feeling. Blah.

Hasn't it always been? I mean that's why all the hideous bridesmaid dresses right?

Where I live, (Southern Alberta) the 'Twoonie Bar' is a common thing. There's a bar, alcohol is two dollars (we have the two-dollar coin) juice and soft drinks are free. It's a good system for young couples who can't afford a bar, but want their friends to have drinks. Ten bucks and you can still have a good night.…

More like, "no fat bitches in my bridal party" shade. haters, i hope he takes your Laberdoodle in the divorce.