KhaleesiMhysa
Khaleesi
KhaleesiMhysa

Me too! As a women's college alumna, I'm extra pumped.

I just started watching The West Wing (I was young when it first aired), and oh man, I'm all about CJ Cregg. She is my lady hero. Somehow manages to be the most talented in the cast both dramatically and comedically.

Oh Tina...you are the dean of my heart.

Alison Janney should be in everything. I've enjoyed just about every performance she's turned in. Especially as the florist (Ann?) in Big Night.

I would watch the shit out of both of those.

Your blog is hiiiiiiilarious!!!

Oh my god, the Tim Gunn .gif! Where do you find these??? I'm stretching out my favorite Coke t-shirt wiping my eyes, it's so funny.

Oh FAB! That Ryan Gosling .gif is so sexy and cute! Love the site.

I think I fell in love for the first time today, because my boyfriend was away for five days and he wanted to have sex so bad that he gave no shits I was on my period. The following exchange occurred:

If it makes you feel any better, I've been having periods for 28 years and still manage to ruin at least one pair a month due to shifting/misplaced pantyliners, surprise "gotcha" spurts the day after it ends and other random vaginal shenanigans.

somedays your vagina is just like HAHAHHAH FUCK YOU and covers your tampon with a thick coating of mucusy goop or whatever that protects the tampon from absorbing the runny blood. Awesomely, this never seems to affect anything with a cup :D

My underwear drawer has that section, too.

Every month, I still manage to get blood on my underwear, my pajamas and sometimes my body pillow because I somehow can't remember how to properly put on a pad before bed. I've been trolling for vampires for 20 years, and it never fails.

You're not alone. I started menstruating when I was ten years old. I am slightly older than you, and I have never, ever been able to structure my behavior around menstruation.

This made me smile today.

"Period" is so definitive ; as though it is something that will continue for the rest of my life/month.

The worst part is sleeping, when I go to bed, I always have the 8 hours or you will die of toxic shock syndrome running through my head.

Yeah, I have never been able to master a tampon. I've had too many unspeakable accidents. I just stick to pads.

It's bleeding. Kill it, cook it, or bandage it. Gah. Why is this so difficult for people to understand?