"I texted during sex with him". Congratulations, this may go down in time as the worst sex ever!

Some women can't orgasm from intercourse or intercourse alone, but can perfectly fine from clitoral or even anal stimulation. I think problems cum (sorry!) up when sexual intercourse is privileged as the highest or best form of intimacy/sexual pleasure.

I have a friend who has literally never had an orgasm. With herself. With anybody. (She married the first and only person she's had sex or been intimate with). She's not asexual. She just doesn't seem to have orgasms. But she says she enjoys sex. I don't understand it - as in that doesn't align with my sexuality at…

I have a really bitchy resting face. Every time I go through passport control the officer(s) remark on it. And I'm like "I would have smiled! You people told me not to!"

Eh, I'm a pretty big fan of cunt. Especially as opposed to the vomit-inducing (for me) "pussy". In the words of Caitlin Moran: "Cunt is a proper, old, historic, strong word. I like that my fire escape also doubles up as the most potent swearword in the English language. Yeah. That's how powerful it is, guys. If I tell…

Urgh. I hate the backlash against Rolling Stone's choice to put him on the cover and their choice to use a photo that doesn't, like, show his devil horns. It's a picture that displays him as an attractive, young man. Which seems to go fine with an article that purports to present him as an unlikely character (popular,…

Is Cat College a Thing? If it isn't it should be. My cat needs remedial training in Not Jumping out the Window into the Weird Alley (because You Can't Get Back In and You Know It) and Then Your Human Needs to Crawl Out of the Window and Get You.

My pet peeve from my cashiering days was when something wouldn't ring up properly and they'd go "Oh, I guess it's free ha ha ha..."

I will be seeing Fruitvale Station. But I feel like, after today, I'll only be able to get through it if I have a this pig and this kitten in my purse when I go. And if it's bookended in the middle of a Monsters U./Fruitvale Station/Despicable Me II triple header.

This isn't a debate about whether or not butts are allowable in public. Rather this issue calls the following into question: What is the essence of the butt? Is it the vertical crease or the horizontal creases? This is similar to the sideboob question: Is the essence of the boob the underside crease, the side crease…

I don't know that much about Sofia Vergara (not that reading celebrity coverage gives you insight into people's souls but, you know). But it reads to me as if she's using a defence mechanism here by criticising and making a caricature of herself before anyone else has a chance to. i.e. self-deprecation.

Here's my philosophy: in general, the more expensive an activity the more likely you are to have a horrible time. The exception is college. College was hella expensive, and hella fun.

Is it just me or has Kate been pregnant for like way over normal human gestation times? Or do royal babies take longer to percolate to perfection?

I've spent a lot of time scrambling a fictional strings.... :)

I actually got in a bit of an argument with a work colleague today about the issue of female perpetrators of domestic violence. He was arguing for the fact that women also commit domestic violence. I don't want to deny that female-on-male violence happens. And I recognise that many instances of it go unreported and…

Caitlin Moran is incredibly problematic but I do find her "is is sexist?" formulation quite helpful, i.e. "Are the men doing this?"

I think TSS is overwhelmingly confined to people who neglect to change their tampon like...at all. That being said, I have done stupid things like neglect to take a previous tampon out, put a new one in, with the result being that I have a single tampon in for like 24 hours. Cue hypochondria!

Okay, I'm going to bat for both teams here (sports metaphor, whaaa!). I believe heartily in the tampon, I agree with Erin that this Johnson-Robledo character is bat-shit crazy....and I wildly disagree that "social pressure to keep bodily functions private...isn't gendered."