Malibu is the worst in the segment. It's not the complete and utter crap box it was a decade ago, but compared to the Mazda6 (my pick in the segment), Fusion, Optima/Sonata (especially the updated one), and Altima, the top five in the segment, plus the Passat, 200, etc., it's pretty disappointing. Awful ergonomics,…

I'm saying that in my opinion its the best looking Ford. And to be honest, I think the reason why I like it is because it looks like an Aston Martin. I just hate how the other Fords look.

If you're distracted, you won't be thinking about the horrible car you just bought and still have 83 more payments to make on.

Or, just use any smartphone made in the past two years as your mobile hotspot and forgo the additional cost of adding a hotspot device or an F'n Malibu to your already overpriced mobile plan.

Because Heidi is a skank. Wait till Charmane gets up on stage, then you're talking.

I may be an old man, too, but I don't understand the desire to pay yet another bill for Internet connection.

I'm going to be honest - how is this nothing more than a giant fucking distraction that you have to pay for every month?

But... Why would you need a wifi hotspot in a strip club? Who is downloading Worldstar videos while Heidi is up on stage?!

Something to remember about that 'mobile hotspot' feature....you can't take it with you when you walk away from the car.

Fusion an eyesore? I don't like Fords but I have to say the Fusion is probably their best looking car.

The current Malibu gets knocked a lot. But having driven two now, I can't really agree with much of what you posted. It's not a terrible car. Not a good car. Unfortunately the Fusion (which IMO is still an eyesore) is probably the best bang fr your buck in the segment, right alongside the Accord.
But the Malibu is a…

Answer one question for me please.

There once was a young man named Joe Kerridge. He was a player for the Michigan Wolverines. He was quite good at his job, but he lacked the appropriate skills in the bedroom when the game was over. Time and time again, he tried to improve his technique with the ladies. He would ask a girl out, but to no avail. He…

Its pretty clear from the vid that either the TE or OT was supposed to down block on Clowney. Note that the backside ILB gets double-teamed by those two. My bet is on the TE screwing up, given where Clowney is lined up.

Kerridge would have been better off at UNC. No one there would have given a shit about his missed assignments.

To be fair, "nowhere" makes up about 7/8 of Canada.

To be fair, it can be like this in Canada. When i lived in the UK people thought it was crazy for me to spend a weekend in London (i lived in Scotland) which is only 4 or so hours away via train. To me, a 4 hour train journey is nothing, i would get basically to nowhere in Canada in that time.

I was thinking the same thing. 1600 miles isn't exactly just down the road

Neither do I, but this is Russia: