Is there legitimately something wrong with you? Are you feeling well? No fever? Aches or pains?

Buying new tech sucks sometimes, doesn't it?

They should be doing this with the vita...

Then the TERMS AND CONDITIONS box that everyone clicks without reading, wise guy.

You forgot; Go fuck yourself every airline everywhere.

The back of the ticket probably has a clause along the lines of "Delta may cancel or delay your flight for any reason whatsoever with no notice." If that's the case, they're out of luck.

"At least I still have the record for dick pics in a season."
-Brett Favre

You'd pick Eli over Geno? No shit, everyone picks Eli.

This is all kind of moot. Eli will almost certainly never catch Peyton for the record of deepest pick.

A redolent man draped himself slovenly over his wheel, the car stopped. Around him, filling station attendants clucked wearily and ministered ICEEs to wayfarers dodging coke dealers and winos, who numbered but few on the inauspicious eve.

It takes a real special person to be pissed on and pissed off at the same time.

"I can see that happening."
-Gary Moeller

I don't think is a problem with Kotaku as a whole, but an occasional issue with certain writers. In this article (http://kotaku.com/how-the-xbox-o…), the original article set out to argue how the new consoles were changing multiplayer gaming, but it entirely ignored the ps4. The article, in its original form,…

You sir are calling it like it is. Kotaku is the most biased body of journalism I've ever seen.

I wouldn't worry about it.
The twelve people who read here regularly won't shift the tide much.

Ok, Stephen. Let me tell you why I'm really close to swearing off Kotaku: You guys are obviously in Microsoft's back pocket.

Guy in elephant suit is right now being so thankful he went and invested in an elephant fursuit.

Teaching two months in Cambodia! OH GOOD FOR YOU GIRL

Somehow this is made even worse with all the older adults in the pictures dressing in blackface too. At first I was hoping to maybe chalk it up to the stupidity of youngsters but the fact that older adults were at the party and willingly dressed in such ignorant and racist fashion just reminded me, these kids had to…