C'est la vie

Watch Garth Brooks live in Central Park. The man constantly runs from one side of the stage to the other and has to change shirts between songs because they're soaked in sweat. And he still manages to sing entire songs, not just choruses, AND stay on key.

or just written "I'm new here."

Of the $753.8 million made by Jell-O in the past year, $753.7 million of that was used to engulf various office supplies.

The tear gas element of the tribute, however, seems a bit too on-the-nose for me.

Reading those last couple lines has inspired me to stop and get a Yoohoo on my way home from work. Actually, I should get 2. I'll probably finish the first one before I step foot outside the store. I haven't had it in a few years but I always loved the stuff. Some ex of mine gave me serious side eye because of the…

For the sake of everyone on board, let's hope Pierce isn't the plane's most reliable wing.

Well throwaway twitter accounts are a form of burner accounts I'd say. Man, you guys REALLY like the burner account concept, despite the fact that it adds little to the conversations in the comments. What prevents a burner from doing the same thing?

Dana White

He's a DB and he's not part of the fighting culture

sellin full addy 400k drop your armor and press alt-f4 nub

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

proof

"you should stop being an asshole to a guy who's only goal is to save an entire city."

you should stop being an asshole to a guy who's only goal is to save an entire city. if he was a liberal green party spender dude and was doing the same for Cleveland you'd be fawning over him.

But if they suspend soccer, what will they do with all the severed heads?

Liberia has suspended all soccer matches in the country, as West Africa deals with the single worst outbreak of Ebola in recorded history, by both cases and fatalities.

No chorizo or lengua makes this list horseshit.