I am in Barranquilla and there are not any people with vests here.Just tables and the tiendas.

Kevin, I'm in Medellin, Colombia right now. You forgot the mention that the middle aged women/teenager is wearing a vest and all 3 to 4 phone are attached to the vest with cords. Also, common for people to simply hang up during a the middle of a conversation because they dont want to use their minutes. I've had it…

In Mexico we answer with "Bueno?" which literally means "Good?" but when using phones is like "Hello".
Interesting and useful infographic.

Awesome, thanks for the info! If anyone else has more tips post 'em up!

Here in Colombia, minutes and plans are really expensive, over 5 cents a minute and most people do pay as you go, which is more expensive, so it is very common for there to be slightly legal 'pay phones' in the street, which are usually some middle aged woman or teenager with 3 or 4 phones that will charge you per…

So everyone is obnoxious except Japan and Western Civilization. Got it.

Nothing more *classy than a woman shouting down another, while revealing her lack of education. Way to go goodgirltabby - from the sounds of it you're unwittingly oppressed. You don't have to be a "good girl"...

I love that humility. When the Japanese lost their World Cup games, the fans would clean the stadium...with smiles!

uhh....you know what? Forget it. Too much work.

Moral of the Story: Never date/marry anyone who is on reddit and then send them anything you are not willing to share with everyone else on reddit.

Above North Korea

"But if there's one thing we (Deadspin) can't resist, it's things, ranked."

Whales are graceful fatties, hippos are fatties with bad teeth.

It's a pretty high powered party when Tom Brady is just a "+1."

Jokes about dead kids should at least be funny.

Pretty sure you have Sideshow Bob confused with El Pibe.

I cane see what you're doing and I approve.

I respect your list of ingredients. I am a good clam liquor, myself.

I honestly can't tell if this was sarcasm, considering you guys ran a headlining piece last week about how it was a ridiculously awful card that only came together through an absurd confluence of steroid-related happenings endemic of all the UFC's myriad of problems. Did 16 seconds of Ronda Rousey vs nobody #14 as a…